vampires don’t need to bathe because they can’t sweat or anything but they absolutely get dirty from running through the woods all day. so whenever that happens carlisle lines all the kids up outside and absolutely blasts the shit out of them with the pressure washer like he’s trying to get mud off a car
the marble skin ensures they don’t get hurt or anything, but once or twice Alice wasn’t paying attention and didn’t plant her feet and her little body got blown right into a tree
Emmett tries to bite at the water like a dog with a garden hose
the absolutely Miserable expression in the lower left really makes this
So in tonights session my gnome warlock messed around with another evil deity and caused a corruption to spread through a sacred sea temple in the form of a red light. As soon as she got out she flossed and dabbed
Skoodge wasn’t in the movie because he went to Foodcourtia to get some snacks that aren’t on Earth. He came back to find the planet just fuckin gone and it’s after the movie ends that he comes in and is like WHAT DID YOU DO??? I LEFT FOR JUST A FEW DAYS AND THE PLANET WAS JUST GONE.
Yes this is cannon. It was injected right into my brain personally and I was chosen to share it with you all. None of the crew knows this.
i like that this implies that irken culture means leaving for days just for some snacks
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
