Silver Tongue

jess-jessitiz:

probablybadrpgideas:
A Kenku who paid someone to read the entire dictionary out loud and can now speak perfectly but their voice is completely monotone.
A Kenku who paid someone to say every phoneme in a bunch of different pitches and can now speak perfectly but their voice is Hatsune Miku

hatsune kenku

itsapmseymour:

We have comfort characters, hatred characters, but what about just Cheeky Bastard characters,

Someone you know that is not good, but you can’t stay mad at em at all,

Who you got?

corink:

t4tdeanwinchester:

colemcniz:

newkidsonmycock35:
this is the most powerful most culturally significant work of art of our generation
I wish I could watch this for the first time again

beaft:

beaft:
If carp could speak they would all have French accents
mon dieu…. you have caught me….

catsbeaversandducks:

Oh just a hairless cat wearing a shower cap…
Photo by Lisa Butts

@xxtc-96xx

guerrillatech:

oparnoshoshoi:

omghotmemes:
Christmas Season ❄️
Addicted to that crack coalcaine

unknowingly-inactive-deactivate:

keyforshort:
one-time-i-dreamt:
Found this here:
win XP TSKYM FIC 📌 on Twitter
“im actuakly losing it omfg /pos”
Twitter
You are born with the names of everyone you will never meet on your skin
You break into a serial killers home

Omega secrete pheromones that repel alphas

lingua-mortua:

flym:
16th century ring that unfolds into an astronomical sphere
I gently propose to @suzannart