Silver Tongue

captainsh0e:

sorry mrs. smith but the book you want me to read for class is actually considered “irredeemable media” so i cant read it or else my mutuals will block me and i’ll get a callout

poroshya:

ANIMANIACS

gianasisters:

pietriarchy:

pietriarchy:

i would take a bullet for fallout new vegas

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cyanideending:

i think i’m funny

probablybadrpgideas:

Famously paladins can summon a mount.

Add your own twist on this by saying there’s actually only one mount, and all paladins have to share it between them.

catgirl-rose:

gucciballs-deactivated20200720:

gucciballs-deactivated20200720:

has anyone studied the juxtaposition of the two major Monster energy drink aesthetics? shirtless country boy in his truck and scene girl in her room

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different sides of the same coin

Fools. There are at least 5 aspects of The Drink.

1) scene girl

2) country boy

3) Kyle (derogatory)

4) gamers

5) If You Can’t Use The Sleep Naturally Store Bought Is Fine (usually refers to college students, look for the eye bags with this one)

I've heard a theory that the starblaster was never meant to be as important or last as long as it did; that the crew were meant to go spend a month or so in another plane and then come back to share their results and research, but nobody really expected it to work, or expected them to survive. The crew of the starblaster is made up of powerful misfits - people nobody will miss, in the likely event that the ship never returns.

badendbirds:

the-fandom-at-the-moment-blog:

badendbirds:

Which leads up to the question of why did they all agree to go on such a mission in the first place?!

Theres no police in space

… Yes. This here is a very, very good point.

Infinite Space Crimes!

Does Huey or Mew do the mmrmph/cat activation sound when Ash pets them?

xxtc-96xx:

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yes to all. Good thing mewtwo was too out of it to understand why everyone is giggling