girl you must be a member of the addams family cause that pussy be Festering
hey just got back from 5 years in the future after this post caused a civil war
glimmer: you could have taken adora’s last name it’s absolutely free
catra: we named ourselves when we were 5 and adora’s full name was adora happysmile rainbowfist
glimmer: jail. jail for 1000 years
at the next intergalactic peace summit:
glimmer: i’m proud to introduce to you She-Ra, Princess of Power-
adora, posing with her wedding ring: actually it’s She-Ra Meowmeow, Princess of Power :)
glimmer: die. fucking die. divorce her. i’m not kidding
i love this but consider:
priest at adora & catra’s wedding: “Do you, Catrina Applesauce Meowmeow, take Princess Ad-“
glimmer: hold up. hold the fuck up. wait. wait a fuc-
ngl LOVE the idea that “catra” is just a nickname for her REAL name that adora busts out whenever the situation calls for it.
“get out of the tree, catra.”
“you’re not the boss of me, adora.”
“Catrina. Get down, now.”
“… that was REALLY low.”
glimmer & bow: WHO,,????



