roswell-newton-vargas:

I wanna make a podcast called “I Should Have a Podcast” where profoundly unfunny men pitch me their terrible podcast ideas and if they bring up serial killers or D&D, I get to taze them.

tuxedoflask:

The exchange “youre ugly when you lie!!” Followed by “im not lying” for zim to respond “then why are you ugly??” Really did bitchslap me back to 2006 watching this show as a child and discovering true comedy

waitingtorespawn:

kinqpein:

r1ces:

r1ces:

I miss “vintage” anime artstyles, it was plain and simple back then but nowadays all i see is a woman who’s supposedly 1000yrs old looking like she’s 12 or women/girls having such unrealistic body shapes i.e boobs being bigger than their whole damn head and looking like it would snap their spine in half irl, also waists so tiny you wonder if they even have all their organs intact. Boobs DON’T have to jiggle with every step you take pls i’m begging for some normal fucking animation here

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Like these two characters are roughly around the same age what’s going on

Let’s talk about the anime that have been on air long enough to have started off seemingly appeasing / logical that have become overdeveloped, eye sore mess:

Nami from One Piece in 2004:

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vs Nami from One Piece in 2017:

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Originally posted by dekkenminus

Would you believe this is the same character?

Example B, Orihime from Bleach 2005:

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Vs Orihime from Bleach 2016:

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Would you believe she is the same character and the same age as her first appearance?!

Absolutely bewildering.

Older animation aside from better [female] character design was also appeasing. Unlike what we get now.

Don’t even get me started on the loli’s. Just what the fuck.

normally all that “old vs new” is just out of context, cherry-picked bullshit but this i can get behind

DM has 20 doors and asks you to pick 1. when you do they open all but the one you picked and one other and ask you if you want to change or switch to the remaining unopened door

DM has 20 doors and asks you to pick 1. when you do they open all but the one you picked and one other and ask you if you want to change or switch to the remaining unopened door

davidthehealer:

artemisnightingale216:

blessedbobcat:

sixpenceee:

Ferrofluid poured onto a magnet levitating in a magnetic field. (Source)

Forbidden levitating cough drop

It’s tates of death metal

Nerdgasm

ugh-fml:

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Behold, I have officially peaked

jedibookshrikeofnorta:

When you hear the correct pronunciation of a characters name after saying it the wrong way for months:

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me when i learned how to pronounce mcelroy