Silver Tongue

charlesoberonn:

scenesfromaboredmind:

This show, I swear to god

Princess Bubblegum, probably: I should teach her prepositions and relationships between abstract concepts.

Peppermint Butler: Shouldn’t you teach her basic morality?

Princess Bubblegum: Basic what?

bisexual-nightwing:
“ bisexualhennessy:
“ foxyclock:
“ orgyporgy:
“ shittymoviedetails:
“Kevin is the real villian in Home Alone
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The movie establishes that the phone lines to the house are down, that’s also why nobody is able to call Kevin at home....

bisexual-nightwing:

bisexualhennessy:

foxyclock:

orgyporgy:

shittymoviedetails:

Kevin is the real villian in Home Alone

The movie establishes that the phone lines to the house are down, that’s also why nobody is able to call Kevin at home. The movie also establishes that all of his neighbors are out of town which is why he couldn’t borrow their phones. The movie ALSO BEGINS by introducing the main antagonist as a “police officer” which is why Kevin doesn’t trust the cops. I’m so tired of the ignorance. The slander.

FINALLY we’ve reached the time of year for home alone discourse

#he did what he needed to do to survive. then he did a bunch of other stuff he felt like doing (via @hotcrossedfangs

home alone is just die hard for kids

was that a pagliacci reference!?

tredlocity:

its from a movie called osmosis jones, a 2001 American live-action/animated buddy cop action comedy film directed by the Farrelly brothers with animated scenes directed by Piet Kroon and Tom Sito. Starring the voices of Chris Rock, Laurence Fishburne, David Hyde Pierce, Brandy Norwood and William Shatner alongside live actors Bill Murray, Molly Shannon and Chris Elliott, the film centers on Frank DeTorre, a slovenly zookeeper; the live-action scenes are set outside Frank’s body while the animated scenes are set inside his body, which is portrayed as a city inhabited by anthropomorphic parameciums. In the animated sequences, white blood cell cop Osmosis “Ozzy” Jones and cold pill Drix attempt to prevent deadly virus Thrax from killing Frank within forty-eight hours.

pro-gay:

pro-gay:

pro-gay:

*sends this to all my extended family*

‘tis that time of year

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chansaw:

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much to think about

ranchuppi:
“ALASKA DRAWINGSSS i love putting her in uncharacteristically stylish outfits…
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ranchuppi:

ALASKA DRAWINGSSS i love putting her in uncharacteristically stylish outfits… 

ranchuppi:
“my gallbladder needs to be removed! thank u guys for the well wishes im going to be fine lol :>
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ranchuppi:

my gallbladder needs to be removed! thank u guys for the well wishes im going to be fine lol :>

ranchuppi:
“some love dieties i designed!
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ranchuppi:

some love dieties i designed! 

oxfordcommaforever:

astrodidact:

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https://www.rawstory.com/2020/12/democrat-wants-to-use-civil-war-law-about-traitors-to-ban-126-republicans-from-being-seated-in-congress/

Rep. Pascrell believes Section 3 of the 14th Amendment should be invoked to keep the Republicans from holding office.

“No person shall be a Senator or Representative in Congress, or elector of President and Vice President, or hold any office, civil or military, under the United States, or under any state, who, having previously taken an oath, as a member of Congress, or as an officer of the United States, or as a member of any state legislature, or as an executive or judicial officer of any state, to support the Constitution of the United States, shall have engaged in insurrection or rebellion against the same, or given aid or comfort to the enemies thereof,” the 14th Amendment reads.

A Democrat with a spine…I am plesantly surprised