argumate:

nuclearspaceheater:

You actually do need noble lineage to rightfully rule, but since lineage doesn’t dilute, and given the historic sexual tendencies of people in power wrt their servants, eventually noble lineage spread wide enough that everyone had it and that’s why democracy happened.

nice *adds to list of theories that irritate everybody*

que a thousand demons pissed because a prophecy said they would be slain by only that of noble blood and now it applies to everyone

0utoftouchthursday-deactivated2:

chronicas:

finally… the hottest manwhores of 1997 are in the same game

Alucard, manwhore (respectfully)

Sephiroth, manwhore (derogatory)

daakureisaiko:

dilfosaur:

i realized this was also lost in the fall of the CH website so

since it’s That Time of Year again, i’m just gonna bring back my Every Christmas TV Rom-Com comic

uglygirlstatus:

shingojira:

this exchange between me and my sister about animal crossing reads like two comrades bleeding out on the battlefield

i literally cannot stop thinking about this post

crosscoded:

THE RULES OF THIS DUEL WILL BE A LITTLE DIFFERENT.

AS YOUR LIFE POINTS GO DOWN, SO DOES YOUR PLATFORM.

WHOEVER REACHES ZERO FIRST WILL MEET THE ELECTRIFIED WIRES SURROUNDING THIS ARENA

AND BE SENT TO THE SHADOW REALM

ruby-white-rabbit:

Happy Hanukkah

death2america:

antoine-roquentin:

what online censorship looks like

This happened on Tiktok with police brutality, people were actually reported to the FBI.

AND let’s not forget the pro-US content conveniently being promoted regardless of what content you interact with.

merkwelt:

ironinkpen:

ironinkpen:

“that’s just the way the world works” it literally doesn’t have to be but okay

if anyone ever tells you “humans are just selfish / life is cruel / that’s just how the world is, get over it” be critical of them bc there’s a 75% chance they’re just using that as an excuse for their own shitty behavior so that they don’t have to put an effort into being better, kinder people

tentacleteapot:

randomitemdrop:

hmmm-official:

hmmm

Item: Meta-Pineapple

the Primeapple….