I am in love with the idea of location-based horror I am in love with it
there is no ghost here the house just hates you
I want to be an evil architect who builds houses that want to hurt you
I’m still reeling over the fact when I went with my friend to a renaissance fair, there was a lady who was handing out samples. My friend took a bite of it and all I heard was
“My lord that’s soap”
Is that Roman Bath? ‘Cause our Faire has Roman Bath that hands out lil soap samples and apparently someone ALWAYS eats the soap. I developed a habit of wandering by at least once a day and going 'so how many?’ and the sample hander-outer would be “Three today” or “Six and it’s not even lunchtime, what the hell”. On one occasion “Two, but one of them went 'ooh, soap’ before she bit into it and I’m still confused.”
aziraphale and castiel could NOT hang out bc aziraphale is a snob and cas knows fucking nothing about high culture spends all his time with two guys who definitely made him watch south park and has never been to a nicer restaurant than MAYBE ruby tuesday’s. working class angel hero. sorry about this post
#aziraphale: ah don’t you remember seeing this opera when it was new? #castiel who literally spent three hours researching neopets bc of one reference dean made: is opera singing #crowley keeps inviting cas over because he finds it fucking hilarious how mad aziraphale gets #‘how can he NOT know michelangelo personally?! darling how can he not ?!’ #castiel: they wouldn’t let me out of heaven for a while idk what to tell you. can we go to applebee’s. #crowley: SURE. LET’S TAKE AN ANGEL OF THE LORD TO APPLEBEE’S. AZIRAPHALE THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE @lovelyirony
I have a dream of a world where I can just make food puns.
I’m just having so much fun with these. If you want to support me, please just share these. And if you haven’t already read my comic, please do, I’ll be updating it regularly in January.
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Is anyone else ever genuinely shocked when you find out you have an impact on someone’s life? A coworker can be like “I’ve missed seeing you” and I’m just like “???? you?? missed me????? My presence has an effect on your daily experience???? I affect things??? W h a t ? ? ?”
I work in a cancer center where they serve lunch in a cafeteria and stuff and this one cook and I have an excellent relationship. She’s great. I love seeing her and saying hi. Whole reason I go to lunch there instead of going to Subway or BK. I made her a Disney magnet. It’s great. But I only see her like 10 minutes a day, so I think nothing of it.
And then COVID happened, and I started working from home for a few months. One day I get a random message on Facebook. It’s my lunch friend asking if I’m okay. She up and hunted me down on Facebook to make sure I was all good because she was worried that I just disappeared and I will never forget that XD
