Silver Tongue
2021 takes prediction:

bishonen:

- undertale is problematic because toby fox did the music for homestuck

- kids are inherently oppressed because they’re minors and can’t do things without parental permission, like transition and smoke weed

- jokes about no longer having “2020 vision” are ableist

- someone makes a joke blog claiming to be kin with joe biden, they get a callout because biden is a criminal

- sarcasm as a whole is a form of manipulation because neurodivergent people can have an inability to understand. someone gets a callout for being abusive and the evidence is “was sarcastic here but never clarified. no i never asked”

- he/they jokes are transphobic. a trans person gets called out by a cis person for making one

- liking/kinning characters that are princesses/princes/kings/wealthy/etc are problematic because you’re technically romanticizing imperialism and the crimes of the upper class. 

- eventually last point turns into the idea that you cannot be a genuine anti-capitalist and enjoy/kin a rich upper class character

- yknow those tone indicators? (/s /j /cb /gay /sx /hj)? nobody can remember what they actually mean, and ‘/s’ ends up meaning both “sarcasm” and “being serious”, leading to some really really bad miscommunications

- more to come

polyhorde:

does-not-suffice:

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I see no difference

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fire-flakes:

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the mai/azula/ty lee friendship is overall pretty toxic but we should not forget that they asked azula what she wanted for the drill and she said “triple throne for me and the homies”

“but make mine a few inches taller than theirs”

marinovannyeogurchiki:
“i hate the color yellow but i love this beautiful prospitian princess
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marinovannyeogurchiki:

i hate the color yellow but i love this beautiful prospitian princess

sighinastorm:

lemonsharks:

My ancestors, watching me dump an entire stick of cinnamon, two cloves, an allspice berry, and a generous grating of nutmeg into my tea, sweetened with white sugar and loaded with cream, while I sit in my clean warm house surrounded by books, 25+ outfits for different occasions, and 6 pairs of shoes, in a building heated so well I have the windows open in mid-autumn:

Our daughter prospers. We are proud of her. She has never labored in a field but knows riches we could not have imagined.

I like this so much better than the idea that our ancestors would be embarrassed or ashamed of us for being “soft” or some crap like that.

toshio:

kirby after swallowing sephiroth:

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demon-space-boi:

kiksselfships:

lucifers-ass-cheek:

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this thread absolutely killed me

one time i was drinking lemonade and then took the cup randomly and spilled my drink on the floor next to me before setting the cup down in from of me on the table. i sat there for 10 fucking minutes before realizing that my cup was empty, to which i then got up from my chair to get some more, cause a bitch was thirsty, and my ass slipped

Ate a whole edible gummy once, instead of half like I should’ve, and flooded the toilet. It took me a full minute to realize it because I was trying to figure out whether I was imagining it or if I actually flooded it. It took until I felt the water on the floor with my feet to call my roommate in for help.

krayonders:

contentmlm:

stages of gay courtship:

1. joke flirting

2. real flirting but still pretending it’s joke flirting

3. sharing ur childhood trauma

4. hold hands

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Hohenheim: [slaps his chest]
Hohenheim: This bad boy can fit SO MANY SOULS.

yieldsfalsehoodwhenquined:

kant:

true 2000′s nonsense was finding an amv with a cool song and revisiting the amv for the song instead of actually looking it up

it just sounds better on the amv idk what to tell you

This is the one i always come back to