Silver Tongue

hootpoop12:

Just a silly lil’ comic :)

nightfuryobsessed:

neurodivergent-loverboy:

memewhore:

Transcript:

[tapping sound, followed by stabbing sound and suspenseful music]

Red, offscreen: [ahem]

Blue: You were right. Black’s the imposter.

Red: OH REALLY??

I love the angry eyes for Red XD

shorthalt:

reanimatcr:

reanimatcr:

i have difficulty coming 2 grips with the fact that there is serious a piece of media that my mutuals seriously like surrounding a cannibal named fucking hannibal

like can you imagine what his mom feels like? like “oh god, my son hannibal’s grown up 2 be a cannibal. now i’m starting 2 worry 4 his poor little brothers harson and hanslaughter…”

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19b4a13:

clearlyconfounded:

f-doesnt-stand-for-french:

flyawaymax:

mako-symptoms:

damianmcgintleman:

everyone talks about the folgers coffee incest commercial but remember the quizno’s commercial where the guy was fucking the toaster oven?

what the fuck

what the fuck

a MALE toaster oven

I support their forbidden gay love

“Not doin that again that burned”

“We both enjoyed that.”

I’m dying how did this get produced

He also looks down at his dick when he said it burned

scraps-is-busy:
“Making short comics to test out.
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scraps-is-busy:

Making short comics to test out. 

fridayiminlovemp3:

eldest child (honourific)

middle child (professional diagnosis)

youngest child (affectionate)

only child (derogatory)

the biggest questions detective pikachu answered

sindri42:

angelcroc:

no one but professional trainers has a full team of 6 in the pokemon universe because it would be a fucking gigantic hassle to deal with 6 animals, let alone different types that need different things

some people don’t evolve their pokemon because imagine having a fucking cat and then you can choose to make the cat five times as big and strong. would you do this if you weren’t battling.

Technically if your cat isn’t battling it doesn’t evolve.

That does however give cat owners a strong incentive to not let their cat outside, because realistically any cat that is allowed to roam free is gonna rack up exp until it evolves.

rosexknight:

chainsxwsmile-personal:

sigiledpaladin:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

possibly-the-antichrist:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

Petition for a comic that’s just the Joker vs. a bunch of frighteningly competent normal arse clowns who have gone temporarily vigilante for the sole purpose of taking the Joker down for his repeated violations of the clown code.

since i doubt the joker ever copyrighted his makeup with a clown egg, they’re all wearing his ‘face’ 

“What are you so mad about, Joker? We’re technically not in costume; it’s not like this is a clown’s face. Show us a clown with this and we’ll respect his use of it.”

Please someone mock up a page of Joker running terrified through a hallway, as a dozen clowns chase him, all chanting “SHOW US YOUR EGG” 

and Batman just watching from security monitors like “Huh. Thats new.”

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Ask and you shall receive

I had no idea there was a clown code this is hilarious.

skipuru:

kitbulls:

buckyskywalker:

sp00ky-soup:

buckyskywalker:

minyoongislaysme:

THE SPELLING LMFAOO💀

She’s actually taking the piss out of a London accent.( more specifically cockney). ‘British’ accent implies you think all of Britain speaks like this.You would be wrong. If you want to take the piss, at least do some research.

oi it a joke innit chap? just a wee li’ol jest ol bean, dont get ye knickers in a twist. cheerio

joke or not, do your research. or is that too hard for Americans to do cause they’re do busy shooting up schools and having to pay for their healthcare? answer to that is probably.

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pauladrawsnstuff:
“Syrup’s the kinda guy who has to explain every joke after he says it.
https://www.thebreakfastguild.com/the-breakfast-guild-book-1
Me when I make a terrible pun:
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pauladrawsnstuff:

Syrup’s the kinda guy who has to explain every joke after he says it. 

https://www.thebreakfastguild.com/the-breakfast-guild-book-1


Me when I make a terrible pun:

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