goannafr:

why do u people keep calling me ‘op’ my stats aren’t THAT high..

kimmycup:

wildlyannoyingdoofus:

dexer-von-dexer:

stem-stims:

Physics: More pencil tricks

Source

i.e. why when you or someone else gets stabbed or impaled, you should leave the object in the wound until medical help arrives.

THIS. RIGHT HERE. This is an amazing example!!

If you take the thing out, they’re going to bleed a lot more.

SO. DONT.

News Flash from the Medical Help ™ — we don’t touch it either! Unless the object they’re impaled with is literally too big to fit in the ambulance, We. Don’t. Touch. The. Thing.

The only people qualified to Take-The-Thing-Out are surgeons. End of story.

Okay, but for the love of God, please, PLEASE, if you did, if you panicked and took the thing out…. DON’T…. PUT IT BACK IN.

Or else, congratulations, you just stabbed them AGAIN. I reeeeeally shouldn’t have to say this guys, but I do.

Congratulations,

YOU JUST STABBED THEM AGAIN

duskydeath:

bramblewing:

bramblewing:

“reblogs aren’t important you’re just whiny”

yeah because when you see this

tell me you don’t get annoyed.

tumblr’s algorithm only cares about posts that are reblogged, it doesn’t count likes. posts don’t get promoted or circulated when they only have likes (the way instagram functions), only reblogs matter for increasing reach on tumblr as a platform.

support content creators.

like y'all are fuckin killing tumblr (& content creation) but okay

you think that’s not a lot of notes? that’s cute.

but yeah, tumblr’s system definitely doesn’t advantage non-popular artists, but there’s a big problem from within the community too. i have over 400 followers and i consider myself lucky when more than 2 people reblog my art, so imagine how much worse it is for people with even less followers.

reblog content creators, guys. liking posts doesn’t do anything.

iamoutofideas:

kensacollection:

kensacollection:

toastpotent:

mapsontheweb:

The 2016 Presidential Election, but the states are redrawn so that Hillary Clinton wins everything

brb moving to LONG jersey

long jersey doesn’t have shit on SUPREME CALIFORNIA

no fucking way…mega louisiana! time to le

epicsmashtime:

I actually have this old Link to the Past piece for the longest time but I never posted it :’))) let me fix that now.

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My Instagram || My Twitter

moonpaw:

HELLO??

gahdamnpunk:

The rich are getting more rich tho

freeforaugust:

transhumanisticpanspermia:

there are about 471 million tumblr blogs and the site sold for 3 million which means on average your blog is worth 0.6 cents

That’s 0.6 cents more than I would have valued it at.

experimental-sponge:

origamityler:

The best reddit thread I’ve ever seen was when someone asked if the gang from Always Sunny in Philadelphia could kill Darth Maul and almost all of the responses were over 4 paragraphs long

Best quote from that thread: “To give the gang a slight advantage, We’ll assume that Darth Maul has not seen any of the films in the Home Alone franchise.”