playnetty:

foulserpent:

foulserpent:

i didnt remember madagascar escape 2 africa being  a gay coming out to parents narrative but i guess

Fruit (hat [derogatory])

mshep:

reverend-spines:

captain-forehead:

the-sunshine-cult:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

blackness-by-your-side:

this 👆🏾

Do these straight people just like

Not actually comprehend anything happening right in front of them

heteronormativity is a hell of a drug

May I add:

Once on Facebook I mentioned getting married at a big mad max themed campout. One of the guys that regularly attends told me to take my wife to visit his camp for a drink. I told him my husband, actually.

And he then said “wow, I’m sorry, I’ve never met a girl named dave before! Now I’ve seen everything.”

This dude thought I was a girl name David before he thought I was a gay man. Straight people are wild.

4drianveidt:

myiliterallyhavenolifegoals:

“Hayden Christensen returns as Darth Vader, joining Ewan McGregor.”

@kremaclassi 👀👀👀

dajo42:

dajo42:

the symptoms

angelsaxis:

This game is a fucking joke I swear

manywinged:

you CANNOT hold me accountable for accidentally making a homestuck reference when i’ve never read homestuck. if you recognized it that’s YOUR problem it’s YOUR sin.

liquidstar:

liquidstar:

my brothers are arguing about which one of them looks more like weird al yankovic and i heard one say “you look SUSPICOUSLY like weird al” like what does suspiciously even mean in this context? that he may not really be our brother and actually be weird al in disguise? 

i feel like its also important to note that they’re idenitical twins

wariofan63:

Therapist: Donkey Kong will not briskly walk diagonally into your house. That’s just not a realistic thought.

Donkey Kong: