This is seven seconds of stupid, and I’ve watched it five times. Enjoy.
What the..?!
It’s the herbicide.
Otters secrete thick oils in their fur that help them to be more hydrodynamic and water resistant. Without some kind of cleaning regime, they would like sloths grow plant matter in their persistently moist fur. Whether it be algae, fungi, moss, or other kinds of small plants.
The tree has a circle of absence around it in part because the tree excretes an herbicidal resin; this is a common property of trees particularly conifers.
The otters are rolling around in the dirt around the tree to clean themselves of microscopic insects with the coarse silicone (like with diatomaceous earth) and to coat themselves in herbicidal resins to keep them from growing things.
But… How do they know this
Tree smells good
fool, clearly the tree grows otters that fall off and wiggle around once theyre ripe
These comics that I’m posting were all done earlier this year and when they didn’t get a lot of response I just deleted them. Now I’m redoing them, but I’m drawing them for me, to show my own progression as an artist. Also, I like puns.
https://www.thebreakfastguild.com/the-breakfast-guild-book-1
mad scientist who says “Humanity is too weak and flawed – I will remake humankind int a stronger form!” but actually he just wants to fix everybody’s fucked-up backs
he should fix our knees while he’s at it
can he fix my depression?
palpatine straight up told anakin he was a sith lord and anakin was like well. this is a lot to process so im going to go fetch my boss and we’ll come back in about half an hour and murder you so don’t go anywhere and palpatine didn’t you have to admire the man
palpatine is the best villain of all time bc he’s the classic master manipulator who pits his enemies against each other without lifting a finger by preying on their weaknesses but normally those types of villains have the caveat that once their bullshit get exposed it’s a simple matter of slapping handcuffs on them bc they’re like weak old CEOs or whatever
but our boy sheev? when his plans don’t go perfectly he’s just like oh well and starts zapping fuckers to death bc he’s also the most powerful old prune in the galaxy and he could just kill everyone around him if he gets bored
like luke throwing away his lightsaber and declaring himself a jedi was great but you know that luke kinda thought that was it, the crotchety old emperor doesn’t have vader to fight for him anymore courtesy of luke cutting off vader’s hand for possibly the fortieth time in anakin’s life, so it’s smooth sailing until lando destroys the death star and blasts them all to kingdom come, but then palps is like aw shucks no new apprentice can’t blame a guy for trying and just starts deep frying luke for shits and giggles and our poor twink is like THIS ISN’T ONE OF THE THINGS I THOUGHT THE FORCE COULD DO ABORT ABORT ABORT
and with mace and co arriving at sheev’s office to bring him in for being dark catholic it’s functionally the equivalent of a scooby doo villain of the week getting unmasked by the gang but then he just starts snapping necks
homestuck is a case study proving the long-standing “kids and their dumb babysitter get up to antics” genre of movie correct. unsupervised 13 year olds can do anything but unsupervised 16 year olds are so inconsolably horny they can only cause emotional and physical damage
beta session succeeds because it’s made of four mostly normal 13 y/os who know nothing except minecraft. alpha session fails on entry because it’s made of four 16 y/o supergeniuses who all want to fuck each other so bad they cant think
I hate to break it to you but minecraft was made just barely a month after the earth was destroyed so the beta kids couldnt have played it
