pg-chan:

goron-king-darunia:

actualaster:

specsthespectraldragon:

aphony-cree:

dwlostcompanion:

tchaikovskaya:

jeannettegray:

maarigolds:

fedtothenight:

The most hilarious part of italians’ reaction to coronavirus/covid19 has been them stockpiling EVERY SINGLE type of pasta except the PENNE LISCE

which Italians couldn’t bring themselves to buy or eat even during a mass psychosis

The moment italians start buying penne lisce will be the moment we know our society has truly collapsed

Listen, if I’m gonna die, my last meal is NOT gonna be fucking penne lisce.

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Someone explain please! I want to knowwww

Penne lische is smooth and doesn’t hold sauce the way penne rigate does

The grooves make more sauce adhere to it

wait
that picture up there then ACTUALLY is of a smooth tube and not just. a bad picture?

smooth penne exists?

that’s horrifying the ridges are the best part it’s like eating a tiny accordion

And that is why it is an abomination.

Disgusting. Vile. I would die before eating that filth.

I have eaten penne lisce. Objectively the worst pasta. If you sneeze too hard in its general direction, any sauce on it will fly off. You can literally cook it in tomato sauce and it will still taste of nothing. Even if you stuff cheese inside it by hand, meticulously, individually, it will fall out. No friction on these fuckers. Bad pasta.

I love how this global situation has brought us to the absolute limits of our humanity in all ways. 

maple-cloak:

jadefyre:

okay tumblr olds. tell me in the tags what piece(s) of media you’ve never seen/read/played despite them dominating your dash for months or years

one piece @moonpaw

mob psycho 100 and supernatural.

askfallenroyalty:

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concept art for the main conflict of Chapter 4. Sans doesn’t work as a “get out of conflict scott free card;” even his powers have limits.

headspace-hotel:

animentality:

I’m laughing at this guy getting fucking ratio pummeled.

This is not even (only) a “morally, she did nothing wrong” situation. This is a “LEGALLY, she did nothing wrong” situation.

uncle-cucky:

I THINK people should get more unique with designing them; but otherwise they are cool :>

too many TV heads?

fearforthestorm:

fearforthestorm:

fourteeninafez:

wake up y'all, new Tumblr Gradient just dropped

[image description: a screenshot of the new tumblr poll feature, with all the buttons greyed out. end ID]

Do you love the color of the poll?

[image description: the same picture of the poll as above, but instead of being greyed out, the buttons are colored in the “colors of the sky” gradient colors. end ID]

foone:

krafterwrites:

flyinghellfish:

Taking notes for my next bad keyboard

roscoe-me-and-this-fuckin-kid:

why are we letting twitter be funnier than us

that-catholic-shinobi:

consoleyourself:

that-catholic-shinobi:

Moment of silence for Panic! At the Disco I guess

By Fall Out Boy

How does it feel to be the funniest person on my dash today

di–es—can-ic-ul-ar–es:

centrally-unplanned:

God-tier account of a Cambridge computer scientist trying to get police to investigate his bike theft camera footage:

King