beatlesweatles:

All my friends and family: Thanos gripping your dash isnt real

Thanos gripping my dashboard:

fishstickks:

runawaymarbles:

otahkoapisiakii:

!!!IMPORTANT FOR BLACK US VOTERS!!!

I saw this on Facebook and went to check my registration status, sure it was fine because I voted recently, but I put in the info and it said I’m not registered

PLEASE, especially if you’re a Black voter, check your registration status at vote.org

Update: check your status with your state, NOT with vote.org. There’s a chance that vote.org is collecting your info

This shits crazy

dankmemeuniversity:

d3fendpop-punk:

Same.

angelwormwood:

angelwormwood:

but if i don’t hyperfixate i’ll get depressed and die

*runs out of hyperfixations* oh god oh fuck *lies in bed feeling empty and useless for 48 hours*

feralkarkat:

dave: creeper?

roxy: aww, man!

john: so we back in the mine

rose: got our pickaxe swingin’ from

jade: side to side

dirk: side

jane: side

jake: to side

karkat, whispering lowly to kanaya: is this… is this a human ritual i am unfamiliar with?

soracities:

no offence but your acidic cynicism, your edgy ‘brutal honesty’, your “god is dead” “people aint shit” “the world is a nasty nasty place so deal with it, sweetie” enlightened nihilism is not enlightenment. it’s cowardice.

quirkett:

mmilhouse:

mintycoolnessisrelevant:

I’ve got a new word for fanfic writers to use, brought to you by todays word of the day:

example sentence: she gazed into his smaragdine orbs

obama chuckled. “you mean the chaos smaragdines?”

i just busted out laughing on public transit i hope you’re all proud of yourselves