sm64mario:

luigismustache:

sonic-the-hedgehog-1991:

luigismustache:

king-bowser-koopa-senior:

luigismustache:

prozdvoices:

Anonymous said:

mario going “mama mia” but luigi yelling “HOLY SHIT”

these reactions are pretty accurate, actually

As a Nintendo character marketed to children I cannot legally curse. This seems to be an uncensored recording of me being surprised

What are you talking about? I curse all the time! Although maybe it doesn’t count because it’s in Koopa?

That’s because:

A. You’re a villain

B. Because it’s in koopa and no one understands it, it counts as censoring

Technically, I can say swear words. So haha dumb bitch.

True, but I don’t need to curse when I’m flying high on the success of Nintendo and their most recent console

Luigi don’ta antagonize him when he’sa losing that’s bad sportsmanship.

meatkasa:

mission name: match the shape!

expectation:

reality: 

yourplayersaidwhat:

I’ve been DMing for a set of new players through the Lost Mines Arc and naturally they keep looting goblins so it ended up with this:

Avariel: I loot the goblin corpse in front of me *rolls an 11*

Me: You actually find what looks like a pin-up of a female goblin

Avariel: nice

*many dead goblins later*

Avariel: I loot the goblin that I just killed *rolls a 5*

Me: It’s really weird because you find like 5 goblin pin-ups

*more dead goblins and many goblin pin-ups later*

Avariel: I loot the goblin

Me: You find-

Avariel: I swear to god if you say pin-up I will kill you

Me: -2 silver, however you, [Ranger] find a pin-up

Ranger: I’ll give the pin-up to [Avariel]

theraptorcage:

Great Horned Owl’s broad, but short wings make them surprisingly maneuverable during flight. 

slimetony:

Why do I debase myself like this

Our Party: *sets fire to 2 towns, a forest and a grassy plain over the span of 4 sessions*

DM: “You arrive at a beach and see a town, carved from large stones”

Our party:

daffodi1:

ulibeanz:

ulibeanz:

guys you weren’t ugly 10 years ago you were just literal children

everyone in the notes asserting that children can be ugly, i know u think you’re being cute but you’re really not. like what the fuck is wrong with you? it’s nothing short of heinous to assign (often sexualized, always bigoted) standards of beauty to fucking kids, especially young girls, who should be focused on literally growing up. i’m not laughing

Also hot take but teenagers aren’t supposed to be “beautiful”. That’s when you’re developing and getting acne and your voice is cracking and shit. The fact that we think teenagers are supposed to be pretty is a product of pedophilia and toxic instagram/makeup culture. You’re supposed to look kinda like an awkward second-evolution-stage pokemon at that point, and we never should have put so much pressure on teenagers.

Final destination character: So is it over? have we beaten deaths design?

Death:

velinxi:

Had to draw it out after uzzit pointed this out! It’s been a long time.

kingofthewilderwest:

curly-mermaid-wannabe:

tomhstories:

parkery:

Spider-Man: Homecoming’s Gag Reel

EVERY MOMENT OF THIS IS PURE GOLD

“My parents… are dead” OMG

Everyone crumpling in the background at “Peter-man.”

“what no way how many pieces” sounds so condescending in that tone