schmergo:

Isn’t it suspicious that the sexiest man alive is always already a celebrity? I feel like they’re really not plumbing the depths in their research.

Like, imagine if you got the Sexiest Man Alive edition of People and your orthodontist was on the front cover and you were like, “Oh PHEW, I guess I’m not the only one who sees it.”

grimeclown:

grimeclown:

Want to be a big titty green haired anime bitch tearing into a whole mutton leg at the medieval feasting table surrounded by rowdy men with huge arms who will not hurt me

This is where i want to be

*burns off all my fingerprints while typing up an essay*

7thsyorishiro:

transjinako:

transjinako:

Did naruto actually fucking die in the boruto manga 

Good fucking bye

anarchoblake:

pewdiepieburglar:

They’re process was listening to people walk down the hall to auditions. If they didn’t hear clapping the audition was over

“hrn, colonel, im trying to fly the millennium falcon but im dummy thicc and the clap of my asscheeks are keeping me from sitting in the chair”

pitbolshevik:

thisismyideaofhumor:

I once read a fanfiction about man-eating selkies and it described the selkie as “not having malice in its eyes” which is perfect because A) it means the thing trying to chew your leg off looks like this:

and B) it makes one inclined to wonder what a malicious seal would possibly look like

here’s a malicious seal

a-grim-grinning-ghost:

posttexasstressdisorder:

redshift-13:

That-there’s a big ol’ pile o’ Weapons-Grade Stupid right there.  Ah’m a-tellin’ ya…

I always thought parks and rec was being hyperbolic about how these kinds of meetings with the public go…

jitterbugjive:

Clip studio: new winter update will make photoshop brushes compatible with clip studio

me, digging up the ancient folder of photoshop brushes: my time has come