tyhplosion:

*spongebob narrator voice* ah.. zee mortifying ordeal of being known

modmad:

glad to see tumblr users going back to their let’s-see-how-much-we-can-put-post-content-outside-of-the-post roots

animeshittalk:

animeshittalk:

animeshittalk:

just once. just once in my life. i would like to give a monologue to my Destined Rival in a hall of mirrors maze.

“we’re not so different…you and I…”

maybe I’ll say something that really hits a nerve and they shoot me in the face only to find out it’s a mirror image of me

bulbassist:

i love percy jackson so much!! his first three quests aren’t even about like, saving the world or anything, it’s just him trying to save his mom, his best friend, and his other best friend respectively. he saves the world on the way by accident!! the kid is just this little gremlin with adhd and a sword who loves his mom and desperately doesn’t want to be here. incredible.

stimman4000:

bro keep this between us but your vibes are luscious as fuck today

stimman4000:

stimman4000:

hey did u know that when you go under anesthesia you can request for them to play a song. like, pretty much any song

found this out 2day when the last thing i heard (as per my request) before i lost conciousness was twwOOOOOO TRUCKSS… MAAAKING LOVEEE….

yourplayersaidwhat:

Names have been altered to protect the innocent.

loreweaver-universe:

doc ock could have easily gone around this tree in a tenth of the time it took her to tear it to pieces but she spotted an opportunity to roll intimidation against a small child and by god she was going to take it

liquidstar:

breastforce:

i think we’re good on female characters with invisibility powers that require them to strip down in order to use them. we don’t need any more.

good post but i think u need to widen the range 

mens-rights-activia:

I’m an unromanceable npc but you have the option to fight me