Silver Tongue

belle-tane:

scoutandcowpany:

Saw a peta ad that was like “sheep farmers have lambs born in the winter and that renders the lambs too weak to defend themselves from predators” and like… do lambs usually defend themselves from predators…

in the winter their legs aren’t strong enough to hold a gun

spritepepsi:

slytherverse:

spritepepsi:

had a dream last night that my alarm was connected to twitter and everytime i hit snooze it publicly tweeted it with a disparaging little message along the lines of “filthy horrible boy has slapped the screen again, and slumbers on” so that your followers could shame you and i was deeply, DEEPLY humiliated but that did not stop me from hitting snooze upwards of 14 times

hey op! i couldnt sleep until i built this! you motherfucker!

just gotta “borrow” my sister’s alarm clock

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get that twitter api, write the bot in some python bc god is dead n slap together some fuckin UI with legos

your idiot self wants to sleep in???? hit that snooze button a couple times???? (maybe 4 times in a row)?? disgusting.

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twitter knows! bc it posts how many times youve hit it. fuck you

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the next step is NOT profit. noone profits. everybody loses. go home.

OH MY GOD?????????

wildflowers-wild-hearts:
“wildflowers-wild-hearts:
“Wait though. Is this the family where the white dog ruins all of their family photos?
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It is, and I love her.
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wildflowers-wild-hearts:

wildflowers-wild-hearts:

Wait though. Is this the family where the white dog ruins all of their family photos?

It is, and I love her.

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dynastylnoire:

adulthoodisokay:

iarethelumen:

some day ill be able to post this on thursday

it’s out of touch thursday

Okayyyy FootWork!

megaewa:
“spiribia:
“completely losing my mind at FIFTY dreepy
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do NOT separate them
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megaewa:

spiribia:

completely losing my mind at FIFTY dreepy

do NOT separate them

4864268-eyrliss-599663335:

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Educate yourself.

alkimara:

broliloquy:

writterings:

i was sitting with a bunch of cis people at lunch who think i’m cis and they literally had an entire conversation on how “nowadays you can’t tell who’s transgender” while i there wearing a trans pride flag t-shirt

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I’m sobbin

granteddrop:

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NOTE: I didn’t write the joke- it’s based on @vampirefunkmetal​ ‘s very good post that you can read [here] !!

silver-tongues-blog:
“I made a cute version of socks!
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silver-tongues-blog:

I made a cute version of socks!