Silver Tongue

december-rains:

socialistexan:

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Maybe the greatest honor a comic could receive.

“…he made a leap year joke about how Julius Caesar became such a “powerful maniac” that he was stabbed to death by senators — after which Mulaney told the SNL audience, “That would be an interesting thing if we brought that back now!” Mulaney revealed to Kimmel that that punchline earned him a rare accomplishment: a Secret Service investigation. “I guess they opened a file on me because of the joke, and I have to say: Am I stoked there’s a file open on me? Absolutely. Did I enjoy it in the moment? Not so much,”

sweet-bitsy:

damilyn:

what i can’t get over is how in the wolf among us bigby is just this sex god but in the fables comics he’s just

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# I LOVE THIS PANEL ITS LITERALLY JUST ARIN HANSON

teatimewithraine:

I’m sorry but the monolith being found in Utah then disappearing and an identical (if not the same) one appearing in Romania is either the most elaborate prank I’ve laid witness to or the most concerning mystery of the year

adamtheredbeard:

gwynndolin:

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So they’re gonna undercut pharmacies until they corner the market and then jack prices back up, but higher than before and reep all that profit. Right?

princesshamlet:

bill shakespeare in like 1606 writing The Famous Tragedie Or Whatever Of Scottish King MacBitch: tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow creeps in this petty pace from day to day

people living through the 2020 pandemic: 

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satyriconmp3:

gaphic:

gaphic:

why are moms capable of just leeching vibe arsenic into the atmosphere when they’re pissed

my mom: is very slightly annoyed by even one thing

me, already feeling bone nausea: I have to get out of this house

#hereditary was a documentary

theeforvendetta:

alwaysbewoke:

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Come after AOC at your own risk 

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a-captions-blog:

the-princess-heather:

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🖤

[ID: An image with a thin black line outlining the border. In the lower left corner is a black fist with a white banner wrapping around it reading, “Black Lives Matter!” in all caps.

The rest of the image is all-caps black text reading:

I say “Black Lives Matter” because “all” didn’t cover Black when they said “All men are created equal.”

I say “Black Lives Matter” because “all” didn’t cover Black when they said “With liberty and justice for all.”

I say “Black Lives Matter” because they’re still struggling with the definition of “All.”

End ID]

followthebluebell:
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““ “A collection of common glyphs of the poorly understood Memeorite civilization of the Second Silicon Age. Memeorite glyphs possess multiple conflicting interpretations and a complexity of meaning...

followthebluebell:

thereallieutenantcommanderdata:

“A collection of common glyphs of the poorly understood Memeorite civilization of the Second Silicon Age. Memeorite glyphs possess multiple conflicting interpretations and a complexity of meaning impossible to capture in a few short words. These are rough translations only.”

Source: https://twitter.com/beach_fox/status/1325668490431246336 (which include more “memeorite glyphs”

Alright, here are my guesses:

Duality of Man - Virgin vs Chad

Death Blithely Accepted - “I’m in danger”

Unwise Desire - Distracted Boyfriend

Not to be Spoken - loss.jpg

Explaining to the Uncaring - Explaining to My Mom

Rage to the Unrepentant - Yelling at Cat

Easy Choice, Unwise Decision - Two Buttons

Scholarly Ignorance - “Is this a pigeon?”

Rejection and Acceptance - Drake No/Yes