sameoldsorceress:

ohmsservice:

weaver-z:

Sure okay why the fuck not

The James Bond plot we didn’t know we needed…

I just looked this up like “oh yeah I remember that, peak chaotic 2020 energy, was that this year?”

It was the beginning of November. What is time.

jellycatstuffies:

Fabulous Fruit Strawberry 

Ko-fi / Instagram

@chefpyro

atwitchyship:

ur-local-pair-of-binoculars:

systlin:

sbsrandomshitblog:

patrickat:

thyrell:

ayellowbirds:

scruffsmcgoogle:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

yall southern states got dinosaurs running around and yall make jokes about new york having rats

But they are places to be expected.

NY rats take the subway and be trying to sell their mixtapes and shit.

1. That’s an Australian accent.
   
2. That’s a croc, not a gator—specifically, it’s a big ol’ saltie.
   
3. The rats don’t sell mixtapes, you’re thinking of pigeons. The rats play acoustic guitar.
   

4: those things are way older than dinosaurs

5: Australia still has dinosaurs.

Originally posted by funnygoblin

6: The dinosaurs won a war with Australia.

7; that victory wasn’t even close

8: the war happened only 88 years ago. There are people alive now who probably remember the war which lasted a month and 8 days

9: Only 986 birds out of 20,000 died

10: it takes exactly 10 rounds of bullets to kill one emu

So I went and googled this because… tbh I was 50/50 on whether they were fucking with us or not.

THEY’RE NOT.

The Great Emu War of 1932 is a real thing, and it’s the weirdest effing thing I’ve ever googled.

martymcfly:

flyingfalconflower12:

thesevenumbrellas:

martymcfly:

anyone wanna confess their undying love for me before 2020 drops another bomb on us?

don’t wanna go to superhell

understandable. have a nice day

sharkshavebeenknowntosneeze:

This show holds up. Ironically Sabrina is the least interesting part of the show for me now.

sensoryoverloadistry:

bushi-do:

not to be a wet blanket or anything but like. when your ironic humor gets to the point where its indistinguishable from the real views of actual shitty people and you accidentally platform those actual shitty people bc you think theyre being ironic.. maybe its not good humor! maybe its time to dial it back a little bit!

azzandra:

chappellellison:

*At CVS. A brown starling that’s stuck in the store, flies by the register* 

me pointing at the bird: is that your manager 

cashier: … 

me: sorry, that was a bad joke 

cashier: Oh good I was about to say, because clearly THAT’S our manager

*cashier points at a pigeon walking down aisle 4*

I don’t know what the average number of birds in a pharmacy is normal for the US, but I think there’s a window that needs to be closed.

macpye:

soong-type-princess:

destinyrush:

This is great 🙌🏾

This is so awesome! Good luck to them.

They have a website from which you can pre-order their cookbook, HERE.

itsnotvinebutitsfine: