left-reminders:

thunderstrikingwizardthrasher:

dare-i-say-asexual:

setforstars:

False

funniest part about this is i dont know which category youre trying to add him to

serendipiteaart:

omnybus:

lilyachtyismyfriend:

neyruto:

Cowboys are witches and horses are their familiars

guns are their wands and they only know one spell (bullet)

Rootin’, tootin’, toil n’ shootin’

Fire burn and cowboy bootin’

Eye of newt and spicy beans,

Toe of frog and denim jeans,

Whiskey, grits, n’ demon spittle

tossed into my iron griddle

With the tannin’ of our hides,

Somethin’ wicked this way rides

Not that anyone asked for this but

puukkolesbo:

doomy:

doomy:

conservativeliberatairian:

He will loose again.

DUMB BITCH LEADERBOARD:

RECORD: Grammatical/spelling errors in least amount of words

1. @southernsideofme: 3

2. @conservativeliberatairian: 4

somebody is DEFINITELY not mad

looks like the conservative was triggered. perhaps they should go to their safe space full of other conservatives.

illmaticraj:

unpretty:

(superman: the animated series - mxyzpixilated)

i want a live action movie that’s just two hours of this

I love this version of Clark so much

focsle:

exeggcute:

pussylightlytoasted:

I’m really enjoying the fact that there is an article and people are trying to figure out how it happened in the first place lol

for reference, the nearest in n out to queens is in fort worth, texas. honestly if I found a perfectly-wrapped double double lying in the street more than a thousand miles from the nearest in n out location, I’d eat it. that’s a sign from a higher power. sucks without fries though

The resolution to this mystery is really fantastic.

queenpotatothegreat:

sandersstudies:

sandersstudies:

It’s my favorite thing when a lesbian is just like “I got extra fries with my meal, gay rights” or an enby is like “wow trans rights I just got a free gift card to the movies” or a bi dude is like “finally found a plant that won’t die, queer rights I guess.” Like that is the funniest shit I don’t care.

Even better than its negative counterpart, “it’s raining, this is homophobic,” or “real transphobia is that I can’t get past this level.”

straight people HATE when we do this. they don’t understand it at all which makes it even better

tsunderrated:

chefpyro:

dunky1722:

chefpyro:

If you know things I don’t, fuck you.

If you don’t know things I know, fuck you also.

What if we know exactly the same things as you?

You’re on thin fucking ice.