Silver Tongue

incorrectanimaniacsquotes:

Dot: if it’s a concussion, you have to keep him conscious, ok? ask him some questions

Yakko: Wakko, what’s seven plus seven?

Dot: stuff he knows!

drst:

marlynnofmany:

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This is (A) hilarious, and (B) perfect for adapting to a science fiction setting. 

Sneaking onboard an alien ship?  Send in Stabby the Roomba first.

posts like this are why I can’t leave this hellsite.

biophonies:

ah, i’m so bad at posting here. acknowledging this Day of Mourning from the lands of Kiikaapoi, Peoria, Potawatomi, Myaamia & Ochethi Sakowin people, aka Chicago, derived from a native word for garlic (mmm…) which is really suitable for me because I live here now 🌱🧄✨

whose.land are you on? talk about it over dinner this weekend with your fam & what it means to give the #landback. considering everything, listening & learning from indigenous people is the least you can do.

wakandamama:
“ beyoncescock:
“how about blackberry users?
”
If you pulling up wit a BlackBerry YOU get paid 20 dollars
”

wakandamama:

beyoncescock:

how about blackberry users?

If you pulling up wit a BlackBerry YOU get paid 20 dollars

fucking watch me turn into an opossum

cursedpossums:

katiethelesbean:

cursedpossums:

im watching. im looking at u so hard rn. do it. i dare u

GHDVDHHSHFUFUANHHHGAFAHHHGFSHHH *starts curling into a ball* FAHHSHFHFSHHHHGSHFHDJSJJFSHHHFHHHFSHHHHH

*turns into an opossum*

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Now. We all know it happens... But just how often does Mew get her head stuck in Two's second brainstem?

Does Huey something sleep on top of Newtwo

xxtc-96xx:

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often, mama’s tum makes a good bed

momir-viig:

guerrillatech:

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Note: this does NOT mean “be mean to the bellringer on the street asking for Salvation Army donations.”