Silver Tongue

wakandamama:

spaceshipsandpurpledrank:

spaceshipsandpurpledrank:

MY AMAZON PACKAGE WAS STOLEN😂😂😂

@wakandamama

BRUH😂😂😂

timetrees:
“ honeyglazedchicken:
“ beyond-authority:
“ Update!
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Mr. City
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#mr city was my father please call me owl
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hatingongodot:

baphonnicula:

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👁👁

good animation, terrible everything else

I can’t stop fucking thinking about this video

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mrspider-deactivated20221213:

mrspider-deactivated20221213:

mrspider-deactivated20221213:

mrspider-deactivated20221213:

mrspider-deactivated20221213:

sooooo can yall help me determine if this is a fireable offense

a lady just came in asking if we have oat milk and we dont so i said “our soy milk is pretty good though, thats what i use in my drinks!” and she looked at me and went “yknow soy milk lowers a mans sperm count” and without thinking i just went “cant lose something you never had”

youre laughing. i got called a soy boy and youre laughing

okay to the people confused by this allow me to shed a little light on the subject

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icant fucking breathe

mintymankey:

spikespiegell:

when the power went out i heard an explosion and my boyfriend was like “a transformer probably busted” and i deadass thought he meant Optimus Prime was out there nutting

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Made me think of this post

thenatsdorf:

Sounds of a baby hyena (press play for audio)

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