water. *sound of bottles hitting the desk* hey teens do you waah…freshy? water. water. ng…teens, i love an nice col- okay. hey teens, who stYEAHHHH WATERRRR!!! *griffins feet shuffling as he dabs silently*
if you choose to believe that in hobbit culture fat = sexy then when Gollum called Sam a ‘stupid fat hobbit’ from Sam’s perspective he was basically being called a himbo.
what gollum said: stupid fat hobbit
what gollum meant: ur ugly and stupid
what sam heard: you’re a hottie but you’re dumb as shit
sam:
Gollum was a hobbit though so he knew exactly what he was saying. In conclusion he was intentionally flirting with sam
Fixed it.
what gollum said: stupid fat hobbit
what gollum probably meant:
you’re a hottie, but you’re dumb as shit
“u shouldn’t use ur phone while it’s charging” and Napoleon shouldn’t have tried to invade Russia during its frigid winter ok but we’re all hellbent on digging our own private graves here
“Don’t use your phone while it charges” and “don’t leave laptops or other electronics plugged in after they’re done charging” are outdated pieces of advice that haven’t been applicable for at least a decade.
Spider-Verse really did completely reset my bar for movies. Like I remember the first time I saw it I was actually doing a double-feature at home with Wreck-It Ralph 2 because I hadn’t caught either movie in theaters. I chose to watch Spider-Verse first and that was it. Everything changed when the spider nation attacked. Ralph 2 was good yeah but in that situation it seemed so Completely Mediocre. EVERY MOVIE I’VE SEEN SINCE THEN I’ve been like “yeah this is good but it’s not the what’s up danger scene” and that’s that on that
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
