catnapz:

catnapz:

i wake up and cut two slices of montana bread with my montana cookie cutter. i slice some cheese off my montana cheddar on my montana cutting board and make myself a delicious montana grilled cheese in my montana skillet

panwizard:

demilypyro:

demilypyro:

For me it’s been throwing my full weight behind transitioning and streaming. On a good day, those are the only things I think about.

I’m transitioning as we speak

Emily actively trasitioning as hard as possible

dwinkus:

boyfront:

dwinkus:

nonlocal area code = hang up. obvious telemarketer

local area code = hang up. this one is also a telemarketer but trying to be sneaky

never answer the phone ever

this is why everyone on this website is a virgin

I’m not gonna fuck the telemarketer man

mariaalenkoshepard:

funkyness:

incorrectanimaniacsquotes:

incorrectanimaniacsquotes:

incorrectanimaniacsquotes:

incorrectanimaniacsquotes:

for those of you not on twitter, just letting you know that there’s a revolution happening currently

the wakko stans are taking over

for those who wanted some pics:

this isn’t even close to everything

when i said almost everyone had the same profile pic

i wasn’t lying

i thought the jokes about twitter being 2013 tumblr were funny but jesus christ why are we letting history repeat itself like this

thyrell:

elfangel94:

bisexualcrises:

bisexualcrises:

snl won’t be funny tonight because they won’t mention how memes about how a gay angel from the show supernatural went to mega hell after he told a homophobe that he loved him were how thousands if not millions of people found out about the US election results and the news about putin possibly stepping down.

nvm yall he’s not a homophobe he’s just an aquarius !

2020 quote of the year

“he’s not a homophobe he’s just an aquarius !”

woodsyowl:

woodsyowl:

i think a found footage movie that is framed as twitch livestream could be really interesting or a horrible train wreck but i defiantly want it either way.

concept art

vamprisms:

vamprisms:

vampire who’s married to an archaeologist voice: my love, stop trying to carbon date me

*at the museum* my love, why is my cursed amulet in this display case

kal-zoni:

Headcanon time: Splinter decided the boys ages purely based on their heights

evilvillain666:

Im sorry the progression of “Jake has magic powers because uh… he rolled in a magic mud puddle… I guess?” to “Jake has magic powers because his biological parent is an alien who consumes the life force of the mutant children he creates to sustain himself” is. So fucking funny

ladyananas:

professorsparklepants:

professorsparklepants:

Tolkien and Lewis are both products of their times & their sexism exerts itself in different ways but my favorite is how every individual Narnia book has the same number of named female characters as the entire LOTR series combined. It’s so fucking funny.

Second place goes to Lewis being deathly allergic to the concept of girls touching a sword and Tolkien just handing one to Éowyn and telling her to go fuck up the witch king

Lets be real im willing to forgive any and all period sexism from tolkien for eowyn. “I am no man”??? In the 50s??? I would have gone buckshit reading this while my useless husband sat for dinner commenting on the commies getting dangerous. Also a warrior woman who actually got ptsd and subsequent treatment and “And then her heart changed, or at least she understood it, and the winter passed and the sun shone upon her” and “i will love all things that grow and are not barren” ??? John Rohn Rohn really poured his heart and trauma into the girl-with-sword trope and no occurrence of it ever since has been that good.