demonbunny5:

escuerzoresucitado:

moirascomic:

doggirlhen:

rampopurin:

not the twitter migrants putting “reblog heavy” in their bios on here… like yeah. that’s what we do here

ALT

reblog heavy

high-quality-tiktoks:

wichita public library has the most delightful short story dispenser at the airport!

luckynature:

luckynature:

I like how everyone is saying no

anais-ninja-bitch:

mstmitchell:

spaceshipsandpurpledrank:

Working as a prep cook for a Jewish summer I learnt this and I’ve never looked back

if you’re not a big, strong fella like these guys, you can whack the bottom of the lettuce head on the counter. fun and efficient culinary violence.

dusknoirtheexplorer:

I suppose that which particular future wasn’t had in mind, in his haste to dispatch of me…

calellon:

the 6th love language is actually cumming inside and fucking it deeper

hatingongodot:

hatingongodot:

“Why don’t people recognize Link in TOTK” bc everyone imagines the legendary swordsman to be built like Ganondorf and Link doesn’t bother correcting anyone bc being hailed as a hero is like on the bottom of his priorities, which are topped by things like “Bake one of every pie”

Rando farmer: They say that once the noble hero of legend passed by this very village! Isn’t that wonderful to imagine, genderfluid stranger?

Link, 5'6" with 2" heels and wearing a backless dress suspiciously stained with blood: no yeah that’s wild

it does have precedent. in BOTW it was explicitely stated that having to hold up the expectations of a legendary hero contributed to his anxiety and muteness. being able to divorce himself from being the legendary hero probably eases that a bit since he doesnt have to be a public figure anymore