You know what, Actually? Fuck you *uncranks your gameplays*
what if vampires aren’t affected by the sun they all just heard the stories and decided not to push their luck
what if you CAN eat asbestos and construction companies have been hoarding their, delicious delicious asbestos for years
YOU. you get it
avengers endgame is barely even a movie
i dont even mean this in an exaggerated “haha this sucks lol” way i mean that avengers endgame is just a three hour compilation of “hey remember this guy? remember when this happened? do you get this reference? do you get this callback?” + a big ugly muddy CGI battle that exists for the sole purpose of eliciting cheers out of an audience. you strip all that away or even just reduce it and it’s nothing
i cant believe i fell for that “look angry and upset and hope someone saves you” shit in high school! how boring! what an awful way to live! i want to be so warm that ppl are gently warmed when theyre around me
like a soup
like a soup
i have this writing style i like to call “uncertain.” it’s where the narrator isn’t really sure what they’re talking about either
That is so powerful and I want to write a short story in this style now thank you
“the park had been there for as long as i’d lived there, i think. i couldn’t be sure. i was never one to go to the park anyway” nobody has any clue what’s going on
self aware unreliable narrator
Percy Jackson
