we make a lot of jokes at the expense of furries on this site but let me be clear, if there were a couple of furries on the sonic design team we wouldn’t be in this mess
Ok not to be That Bitch but FIRST OFF HIS NAME WAS PANCHO. WITH A FUCKIN A
And second La Cucaracha isn’t a silly lil ditty about a fucking cockroach who smokes weed. It’s about Victoriano Huerta, the loyalist Porfirista General who overthrew the revolutionary Mexican government in 1913 and became a dictator. Huerta had a heavy marijuana habit and the lyrics of the song mock him by referring to him as a “cockroach”. Like this isn’t some funny song about a pothead insect, it’s a highly political song about a corrupt, lazy upper class who lords over Mexico with an iron fist while exploiting its people and resources.
instead of killing characters off at random for shock value, may i propose a hip new trend: keeping characters alive at random for shock value. by all logic, this character should be dead. there’s no possible explanation for how they continue to shuffle ‘round this mortal coil. maybe we literally saw them die onscreen back in the passe era of shock value deaths. and yet, there they are. alive before our eyeballs.
But seriously, if alien PLANTS ever show up, citrus and oaks are going to be trying to breed with them IMMEDIATELY.
We make fun of ourselves for being willing to fuck aliens, but I guarantee you that citrus and oaks are right there with us, aggressively trying to cross-pollinate with any new and interesting conquests.
all this time, the real whores were the lemons, not the women who stole them
Hate to validate Freud but the number of guys you meet who have as their ideal woman “someone completely nonthreatening who takes care of me like my mom but also gives up pussy on the reg” is simply too large to be ignored
façade was literally the funniest game imaginable, no more games should even try to be funny because it just isn’t worth it, they can’t compare. nothing will ever be funnier than entering trip and graces’ house and grace saying “So how have you been, John?” and you replying “bug ass” and them giving you possibly the most expressive stares of horror before firmly asking you to leave
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
