6qubed:

crystalsoulslayer:

alphahoennomega:

klubbhead:

electricbreeze:

Schrödinger’s boys

FUCK

What about cracking open a cold milkshake

As we all know, the milkshake brings the boys to the yard. The presence of the boys is a prerequisite for the cracking open of a cold one, but cold ones do not have any inherent boy-attracting abilities. Milkshakes, however, do. All else being equal, the boys would proceed to the milkshake yard. While it is possible to announce the presence of cold ones in the hope of attracting some boys, the pull of the milkshake is much more powerful by comparison.

mind you, all of this nonsense hinges on whether or not the boys are back in town

lesbophobe:

Lup: Hey taako, nice top

Taako: Thanks i got at at-

Kravitz: I have a name you know

silentbutlively:

supreme-leader-stoat:

usagichanp:

This completely destroyed me I can’t stop laughing

usernameelemental:

silver-tongues-blog:

adizzyninja:

tilthat:

TIL the “Worst X-Man Ever” is Bailey Hoskins. He has the power to explode once, since the blast would kill him.

via reddit.com

I’m fucking losing it

is that the kid who accidentally exploded several city blocks and lead to the accords that caused the avengers civil war in the comics?

No that was Nitro, who can reform after exploding

was he the one that killed cains family?

nunjournal:

we would be so lost without garlic

vampires would have taken over the world

osointricate:

elodieunderglass:

haltraveler:

penny-anna:

lesbianfrodobaggins:

penny-anna:

shakescene:

i’m a show runner for doctor who between 2005 and 2009 i need help budgeting my show here’s what i have:

special affects: 13 dollars and washing a film student’s car for them once every other week so they can do the affects on a microsoft desktop home computer

david tennant’s accent coach: 5 dollars

musical score: 3,000 dollars

ambient light varying in color to bathe billie piper in: 10,000 dollars

please help me my coworkers are so angry at me

#favorite thing about this post#is the implication that david tennant doesnt really have that accent cjvjfjdjd

he doesn’t, he’s Scottish and was putting on an English accent for the role

this is literally news to me i feel lied to

would now be a bad time to mention his birth name is David McDonald

There was another actor named David McDonald and it was against union rules to have two so he had to change it. 

OP, you should make it clear that this budget is not for the Estuary accent that David affected throughout the series, as he already had that skill himself. This budget is obviously for that one episode with Queen Victoria where he, a Scottish person with a Scottish accent playing an English person with an Estuary accent, pretended to have a bad Scottish accent. That was #acting and it was well worth the financial support. My real concerns with this budget are that it appears to be in dollars, and that it implies that British film students have cars. This is unrealistic and unreasonable

Other than the above mentioned issues with cars and currency type I’d say that this is a pretty spectacular budget breakdown. Carry on.