worgens:

one time someone on that same minecraft server was building a massive apartment complex-type thing in a flat mountain face and one of the admins had a room several floors directly above mine with a little pool and a squid they spawned in

i went to my apt one day to find a few other server members in there in the middle of a squid heist. they were very carefully transferring the squid down, floor by floor and covering their tracks afterwards. i enthusiastically joined the effort

ill never forget how hours later that admin logged on and there were a few minutes of painful silence in chat before a message rang out across the server

“WHERES SQUIDDY”

uncle-cucky:

I won’t lie to you penny was planning on keeping him as a weird little pet. She doesn’t know what this thing is but it’s cute and she’s keeping it.

ribs505:

I was today years old when I found Jake Gyllenhaal has an ig account for his cat and it’s the best thing ever.

MAH THERES A WEIRD LOOKIN CAT

silver-tongues-blog:

Happy Star Wars day! I drew this because yeah. May the fourth be with you!

sometimes its good to look back on old art

mijukaze:

gentlemanbones:

iguanamouth:

did you know red snapper can live for over 100 years…. whatre they DOING down there

I hope this doesn’t work the same way for centaurs.

Thanks! I hate it

facet-9:

my takeaway from the movie plot

lolawashere:

“Sunlight speaks and its voice is a bird…”

lornacrowley:

i love blizzard entertainment so much they are staffed by the dumbest people alive. “no um stop making jokes about sugma’s bare feet. we didnt give him shoes to hammer in that he’s crazy and belongs in an asylum” you could have just said NOTHING