Silver Tongue

supergameboytwo:

egberts:

*carbon dates a living thing*

*carbon breaks up with a living thing*

sculksensor:

a special shoutout to this turtle who was absolutely vibing on my wheat crops the other day 

shahmeran:
“her impact…
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shahmeran:

her impact…

If Mewtwo does knit would he give people things as a way of trying to express affection? Since he's normally so bad at it maybe he leaves surprise scarves while people sleep? Just never bring up that it's from him. XD Assuming him accidentally flambéing it didn't make him swear off knitting. XD

xxtc-96xx:

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decides he doesn’t need the one thing that didn’t end up a disaster XD

siderealsandman:

froody:

froody:

Fantasy settings are so funny because anyone could show up at anytime and be like “hi I’m your lost bastard son” and you’d have to take them at their word because DNA testing doesn’t exist yet.

Series about a traveling mage who has figured out how to do paternity testing and goes from village to village staging a live audience Lauren Lake level shit show

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“Mine divinations have foretold…that Goodman John…BE NOT THE CHILD’S FATHER!” 

*Goodman John breakdances while Lady Elizabeth flees in shame and the hurdy-gurdy man turns up*

takietos:

hi this is my fan regi named veggie LMAO