standard-dingo:

canape-official:

The tumblr app got bugged and I legit thought this was all straight faced nonverbal shitposting

This is how I read all posts about overwatch

chefpyro:

Things from Steven Universe that I’d like to eat

im0tep:

alchemy:

incredible how "the hungry deserve food" and “the sick deserve medicine” are radical communist beliefs in 2017

“When I give food to the poor, they call me a saint. When I ask why the poor have no food, they call me a communist.” Hélder Câmara

androdragynous:

chocouniversa:

androdragynous:

portal coffee shop au but glados is a vindictive keurig

What is Wheatley then

he’s a cash register and chell wishes this Smart Restaurant trend would end

aziraphalesbian:

crowley + shouting random syllables

mylittlenanaki:

I like the chemistry between these two.

cool-guy-senpai:

Dear people who live in a climate where its regularly 35C or warmer

how the fuck do you cope

texas girl here. our buildings are built specifically to be comfortable in weather much hotter than that.

randomitemdrop:

Item: ray gun that grants the target creature the ability to understand the wielder’s language; roll Will save if you don’t wanna.

rohanite:

This is ACTUALLY the greatest scene in all of Pokemon

inkyzuzi:

forgottenpnffacts:

Doof is a double amputee with titanium prostheses.

he could rule the tri-state area with his state-of-the-art prosthetics company instead of being a looney-tunes villain