Silver Tongue

hogslop:

gummybearattacktheworldofdespair:

what people think turning the oven to 600 degrees for 10 minutes will do

toolassistedspeedrunclips:

(Minor volume warning)

Game: Tony Hawk’s Underground (2003, GC)

TAS author: thepackle

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kushielsmercy:
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“ hillsofhell46566:
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He looks so excited my God 🤣🤣
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I know this is about ecological balance and population control but I can’t help but imagine those wolves are on a covert mission to assassinate moose...

kushielsmercy:

musicalhell:

hillsofhell46566:

sasgalula:

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He looks so excited my God 🤣🤣

I know this is about ecological balance and population control but I can’t help but imagine those wolves are on a covert mission to assassinate moose extremists or some shit

@quia-nominor–leo please comment

kushielsmercy:
“musicalhell:
“ hillsofhell46566:
“ sasgalula:
“”
He looks so excited my God 🤣🤣
”
I know this is about ecological balance and population control but I can’t help but imagine those wolves are on a covert mission to assassinate moose...

kushielsmercy:

musicalhell:

hillsofhell46566:

sasgalula:

image

He looks so excited my God 🤣🤣

I know this is about ecological balance and population control but I can’t help but imagine those wolves are on a covert mission to assassinate moose extremists or some shit

@quia-nominor–leo please comment

rhube:

OK let's try this again, ordering a nothing burger from McDonalds. this time nothing else in the order.  will they cancel it? deliver an empty bag? i am doing this so you don't have to pic.twitter.com/sYEgA2mqoc  — Rob DenBleyker (@RobDenBleyker) December 20, 2022ALT
shit! shit shit shit what do i say pic.twitter.com/5RRGogGePv  — Rob DenBleyker (@RobDenBleyker) December 20, 2022ALT
I didn't reply  — Rob DenBleyker (@RobDenBleyker) December 20, 2022ALT
THEY DELIVERED AN EMPTY WRAPPER!!!! pic.twitter.com/hdqGIPd17m  — Rob DenBleyker (@RobDenBleyker) December 20, 2022ALT
I tipped the dasher $6 so I effectively paid $15 for a lack of cheeseburger  capitalism is so wild  — Rob DenBleyker (@RobDenBleyker) December 20, 2022ALT

I feel like we have a spiritual successor to None Pizza with Left Beef: NONE CHEESEBURGER.

omicronus-1326:

sindri42:

thestuffedalligator:

The urban fantasy show I actually want to see is a hospital drama with a dedicated wing for supernatural illnesses.

Vampirism. Lycanthropy. Cheap spells gone wrong. A woman brought in for her prenatal has to be told her baby is a lindworm. Someone is literally being followed by the anthropomorphic personification of the Black Death.

Someone somewhere out there is having their perception of the world irreparably shattered by the knowledge that magic is real, and at the other side is a team of doctors who have to roll their eyes and pull out Grimm’s Complete Fairy Tales because some high school kid tried to go Carrie with a cheap spellbook and turn all the kids at prom into frogs, and the doctors have to wrangle a couple dozen teenagers into admitting if they have a true love who can break the spell.

I want the hospital director to be some dark entity that feeds on human misery but figured out that if you successfully treat the source of the misery then instead of hunting you down as an abomination the humans start bringing more miserable people to your house en masse and things kinda got out of hand from there.

Grimm’s Anatomy

sounds like the kind of thing guillermo del toro would make

theconcealedweapon:
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“ kintatsujo:
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“ captainroxythefoxy:
“ e-v-roslyn:
“ guu:
“ kuruluv:
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theconcealedweapon:

mdzhb:

kintatsujo:

pretentioussongtitle:

disease-danger-darkness-silence:

captainroxythefoxy:

e-v-roslyn:

guu:

kuruluv:

catwithaknife:

https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/kzqpd9/heres-an-insane-story-about-a-rogue-music-teacher-cutting-a-kids-hair

what the fuck

i’m just gonna take this post for a moment so i can rant but like

i Hate how entitled adults can feel over a child’s hair!

it started when i was young myself, i wanted a mohawk, but my dad didn’t approve of that look on a “girl”, and insisted i’d regret such a bold cut. at 16 i was finally given full autonomy over my own head.

but then i have a son and everyone around us is trying to keep his hair short. when we finally moved out just me my partner and him, i told him he doesn’t need to get any haircuts he doesn’t want.

so he starts growing it out, it’s still short but coming on mid-length. his teacher makes a point to tell me it’s getting long as if i don’t have eyes. i hear her walking out with him one day talking to him about haircuts, as if to coax him into one. eventually i get child services called on me for ‘forcing a transgender lifestyle’ over what i can only assume is from a combination of me drawing cute ponies on his valentine box and letting him go to school in a ponytail.

he kept it short for awhile after but told me he wanted to grow it out again, so i let him of course. he comes home one day after getting a haircut at his grandpa’s and tells me he didn’t Want the haircut.

i ask why he got it then and learned he was bribed with a promise of a surprise IF he cut his hair.

tl;dr people need to back the hell up off of children and let them have owership of what’s on THEIR body! /rant

Same thing about getting a child to curl or straighten their hair. Or do anything with it. Just let kids have control over their bodies.

This happened to me when I was little too!! Growing up I had naturally tight Shirley Temple curls. The only problem was that you can’t get a hair brush through it if your life depended on it until it grew out over a few years.

but This One Lady from church decided that leaving my hair messy and curly was child abuse and threatened to call social services on my family every damn time she saw me until one day she was the designated kid watcher and ho boy my momma tells me i came out with tears in my eyes and greasy slicked down hair and that’s where she ends the story because i think my mother beat her ass but yeah.

Leave kids hair alone.

I’m going to be honest, parents who are super-controlling of their children’s hair creep me the fuck out and I’m not entirely certain why except that I get a vague feeling they kind of relegate them to, “annoying talking doll” status.

I loved my daughter’s long blond hair. It was thick and wavy and beautiful but when she told me she wanted it cut short ‘like a boy’(she was four)  I took her to the salon and let her whack it off. 

The stylist was skeptical, ‘are you sure?” and the thing is, she said this to me, not my daughter. So I asked my girl ‘are you sure you want it cut short?’ She was. The hair went. The stylist acted nervous most of the way through like she was waiting for one of us to burst into tears, but it looked cute! And my daughter loved it! (And it’s been short ever since.)

Autonomy over your hair is bodily autonomy and we as a culture need to start holding bodily autonomy as sacred

there is a reason that so many of us who’ve experienced trauma will reclaim control over our bodies and our selves by cutting and dying our hair. it’s part of us. it’s part of our expression. that’s vitally important to people, especially kids, who are still early in the process of learning how they fit into the world around them.

For some reason, “stop enforcing your gender identity and sexual orientation on children” never applies to cis-het people who are the only ones actually enforcing it.

krasnyel:

funniest thing about any scooby doo remake is when they make fred a mean jock when in reality he’s a mom friend

blackberry-s0da:

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Genetic mutations and different conditions on pokemon