Silver Tongue

brockpkmn-deactivated20221115:

brockpkmn-deactivated20221115:

when i say all of team rocket is bi yes that includes wobbuffet

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kcamberart:

its SUCKLET

smackbarmpeewhet:

bonkalore:

shitsuren-chama:

thatsthat24:

ed1c24:

milk of magnesia with universal indicator + HCL

Science Rules

das gay

do you like the color of the sky?

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dylanobrienisbatman:

gunsandfireandshit:

graynard:

non-confrontational cowboy that wont turn around after the 10 paces

he just breaks into a sprint and nobody has ever been able to hit him because he serpentines so well

“This town ain’t big enough for the two of us”

Non-confrontational cowboy: “SURE AINT!” *sprints away*

he was last seen serpentining into the sunset

cornsnoot:

andmaybegayer:

cornsnoot:

unyanizedcatboys:

cornsnoot:

my fave thing about alligators is that evolution was just like.. “yeah that’s fine” and left them for 80 million years

My favorite thing about evolution is that it’s tried to make crabs on at least 4 different occasions independently of previous species

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so this IS peak performance

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Biology be like “time for crab”

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finally some closure x

yourdadsghoulfriend:

reading trump tweets as azula is sending meeee