unclefather:

unclefather:

*gains exp from not having a panic attack in home depot*

*loses a little health because i made eye contact with a garden gnome*

pissvortex:

pissvortex:

Cloaca Cola

you’re all too weak to see the truth

soup-eater:

anarchapella:

theshittyfoodblog:

Sometimes I’m proud to be Australian…is this what your founding fathers wanted?

Make sure to follow me on Instagram @theshittyfoodblog: http://bit.ly/2Bk7pUa

Just reblogging this to watch my southern mutuals suffer

Op from the numbers between 1 and 206 whats your favourite number? and an unrelated question are there any bones you wouldnt miss?

theriomancer:

motomenorahkent:

trisshawkeye:

shattered-earth:

maxeth:

steel-kun:

dream-cassette:

steel-kun:

Name a conspiracy theory superior in raw power to “there are no actual forests on Earth"

imma need some context on that cause WHAT?

“forests” = minuscule form of what trees on Earth can be, basically saplings
“mesas” = not landforms, but petrified ancient tree trunks
IIRC the theory goes that all forests on Earth were destroyed ages ago and it takes them ridiculous times to regrow, with those giant mammoth redwood trees just being the oldest ones that have grown the most

evidence 1:

This conspiracy theory is absolutely wild and includes the assertion that all rocks are left over remnants of plants/trees from a “silicon era”. Although it’s obviously.. not true.. they really have some amazing photos that feed your imagination of a fantasy world, i’ve compiled their best:

do you think giant trees would have proportionally giant branhes or would they just be like furry green spears? LOL

I love how the implication is that the flat tops of mesas were caused by something equally enormous CUTTING THEM DOWN

Paul Bunyan

This is obviously stupid but MAN this would be great for fantasy world building.

sneakyfeets:

sneakyfeets:

sneakyfeets:

Me, plunking Stinky Bastard Man’s carrier on the counter: hi he’s here for shots and a nail trim and he’ll need to be sedated

Nurse: Are you sure? We can try-

Me: he needs to be sedated

Nurse: Well, it’ll take longer-

Me: he needs to be sedated, he will try to rip your face off

Nurse: Well we’ll try without first and we’ll let you know if we need to sedate

Me, watching her carry him away: you will need to sedate him

Nurse, coming back 10 minutes later clutching her hand: so, we will need to sedate him

Me:

Originally posted by justalittletumblweed

A man with 3 caution stickers on his med file

Since this post blew up and people have asked for this villain’s record, here are some of Stinky Bastard Man’s more heinous crimes:

• Screamed so loudly with such unbridled fury the one time he wasn’t sedated at the vet that he caused a little girl in the waiting room to burst into tears
  
• Ripped an escape hole in the patio screen door in a single night
  
• Snuck into the garage overnight where he managed to pull down his massive food bag from the top shelves, ripped it open and ate so much he couldn’t/wouldn’t move when we found him in the morning  
  
• Learned how to open the laundry cabinet to sleep on the clean towels
  
• Learned how to open doors, thus allowing the dog to follow in after who then eats from the trash
  
• Bats off anything on our windowsills that gets in the way of his sitting. Current succulent casualty count: 4
• Thankfully cannot open the bedroom door due to rusty mechanisms, but managed to slip in one night when it wasn’t fully closed. Jumped down from my windowsill squarely onto my stomach, leaving me to bolt awake screaming from the blow and convinced I was under attack
  
• Tricked me into loving him forever anyway

tigerterritory:

commission for jay! the great thing about transitioning as a nido is you get to be shiny

cosmic-rumpus:

based on this post: http://cosmic-rumpus.tumblr.com/post/133373727831/what-if-john-and-jake-have-competitions-where-they

‘ what if john and jake have competitions where they scarf down a handful of peanuts (of which they are deathly allergic to) to see who can die and revive the fastest and everybody just cheers them on and places their bets and are just screaming at these dying boys “DIE FASTER” ‘

yourplayersaidwhat:

This is the worst thing that’s ever happened in our campaign

uncle-cucky:

oh no.

✔️

chongoblog:

chongoblog:

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