morality should not be dictated by what is and isnt legal. what is and isnt legal should be determined by whats morally right.

morality should not be dictated by what is and isnt legal. what is and isnt legal should be determined by whats morally right.

kitbulls:

schlurplek:

kitbulls:

kitbulls:

you ever think about what a genuinely funny show icarly was

off the top of my head

-Freddie’s mom used to just….chant rhymes for some reason and one of them was “WHEN THE TEMPERATURES GET VERY HIGH THE ELDERLY WILL START TO DIE”

-“ive organized your phone calls into three categories: calls from your mother, death threats, and death threats from your mother”

-carly dated on this Cool Bad Boy type but dumped him because he had an unhealthy obsession with beanie babies. there was an entire episode about it

-sam beating the shit out of people with a sock full of butter

-one direction showed up?? for some reason??

-spencer got a pet ostrich because his magic meatball told him to. it was never mentioned again

-they found out about Lewbert’s ex girlfriend and somehow brought her back but it turns out she was fucking insane so lewbert punched a cop in the face so that he’d go to jail and be away from her

-that kid who stole tv remotes and tied spencer up and shot him with a water gun which was heavily implied to be full of piss

-pee on carl

-they broke into their teacher’s house to spy on her and somehow ended up in her closet which was a randy jackson shrine while she did yoga

-spencer told everyone he was dead so that his art would be worth more which tbh is a huge fucking mood

The fact you didn’t mention spencer’s spontaneous combustion of random objects

And any episodes with neville in it is a crime

u right

also i remembered more

-michelle obama showed up. no. seriously

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-the writers tried to do a victorious crossover even though at least two of the main victorious actors had already guest starred on icarly. sam got into a fucking rap battle with a puppet.

-carly told a kid that they came out with a new number called derft

-carly fucking swatted neville

-“heart of a bull….that’s what they used to say about my grandfather but then he died.” “how? heartattack?” “no. wrestling a bull.”

-spencer got a cb radio and used it to harass truckers who then tracked him down and beat the shit out of him

-sarah lynch was sam’s mom

-carlys old best friend tried to literally kill sam

-sam thought gibby was a mermaid because he hates wearing shirts

-this shit i found on gibbys wiki page

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dont forget sams twin sister

Write a Headcanon about my character

askmisterslick:

If it’s good, it will become official.

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holisticfansstuff:

hxasinthus:

i wish it was 1600 so i cood spelle words howe everr my harte desyred

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Tags via @aziraphalesbian

purplesce:
“ purplesce:
“anyone else want to just Crumple
”
anyone else want to just Deepfry
”

purplesce:

purplesce:

anyone else want to just Crumple

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anyone else want to just Deepfry

firstborn-of-akatosh:
“ firstborn-of-akatosh:
“ xxstarhippiexx:
“I love how not only is this a meme using a game from 13 years ago, it’s argonian picture is even all the way back from Morrowind.
”
You got a problem with my meme?
”
Every now and then...

firstborn-of-akatosh:

firstborn-of-akatosh:

xxstarhippiexx:

I love how not only is this a meme using a game from 13 years ago, it’s argonian picture is even all the way back from Morrowind.

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You got a problem with my meme?

Every now and then this post picks back up and goes around again and I go back through the tags. A LOT of people tag this is as ‘Skyrim’ despite the fact that, of the 3/5 elder scrolls games in this post, Skyrim is not any of them.

red-faced-wolf:
“This is like a cards against humanity
”

red-faced-wolf:

This is like a cards against humanity

brunhiddensmusings:

lettuceforchristmas:

actualrealexplode7:

spudislander:

Every second beat of BoneTrousle, by Toby Fox.

More songs like this.

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That is. Surprisingly fucking good

its sounds almost intentional