Silver Tongue

manywinged:

in my defence it was a bit i was doing your honor

Gentlemen of the jury, my client pleads innocent on the grounds that it was just a prank, bro

zmije:

if u have curly hair and someone tells you that you look better with it straight? that’s a demon speaking to u baby

demilypyro:

People have been pointing out The Tits on my winter skin but funny story about that, this is actually the version after I already asked the artist to tone down the chest size.

what if its just where she stores her extra hamburgers?

birdsareblooming:
“SO LONG, GAY BOWSER”
bowser moments after confessing his love to luigi

birdsareblooming:

SO LONG, GAY BOWSER

bowser moments after confessing his love to luigi

punsbulletsandpointythings:

d0cpr0fess0r:

generalblogging:

kakaphoe:

the-critical-feminist:

jenstansfield:

valwing:

exvind:

justiceleaque:

Hi, Clair. I’d like to come in and talk with you. Would that be all right?

This is the Batman we need to see more often. The one who remembers what it was like to be a scared child, one who knows how to handle situations delicately.

One of the reason why I love batman so much. He is portrayed as a very careful and guarded man. But he is probably the most human out of anyone. It’s why he is the knight that gotham deserves. 

Re: that last panel - 

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Batman, when he’s written correctly, is an extremely compassionate person. 

I always feel the need to reblog this because it’s definitely something I feel was lost in the Nolan films. 

The thing about Bruce is he believes he is not a good man, but he is.

“I’m stepping a little closer now, okay?”

That sentence means so much

I always see this post without the follow up, which is my favorite part

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To quote Red from OSP - “Can you imagine your Batman comforting a scared child? If yes, congratulations, that’s a genuine Batman! If no, you haven’t written Batman, you’ve just written Punisher in a funny hat.”

loudest-subtext-in-tv:

thesevenumbrellas:

wennanweewulligan:

thesevenumbrellas:

Finally some REAL NEWS

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He has two German shepherds Champ and Major

I really don’t know why someone photoshopped this dog to be so fucking big, but I believe this is the original photo:

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This is the funniest thing Twitter why are you like this?

The first direwolf in the White House

changelingsrule:

weirdmageddon:

the way my jaw dropped at this bit

Toby: So I wrote a bunch of music for the computer to play. Its going to be epic since the computer can handle so many crazy parts.

Orcistra: We’re going to play this.

Toby: Ummm…

smell-your-sweat–wizard-penis:

l0vegl0wsinthedark:

spongebobssquarepants:

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In love with the concept that men still wear hats like that

youlovedme-never:

Worst crime Victor Frankenstein ever committed was taking one of the hottest concepts ever (reclaiming the act of creation from God AKA reclaiming the divine for yourself) and making it completely unsexy by behaving like a little bitch

what do you expect from a medschool dropout

scottandhiskind:

bellygangstaboo:

the tea is scalding

These are the most stereotypical young republicans I’ve ever seen