p-wave-surfer:

pdlcomics:

Welcome

I get paid to make maps of the ocean.  This post is going to haunt me like that “mothers and fuckers of the jury” post haunts that trial attorney

nendocris:

nendocris:

I do remember that Toby Fox was involved with some tracks in Homestuck

EXCUSE ME

wait his pokemon song has bits of the baby is you in it?

dealanexmachina:

Because Trump was golfing (of course) when the election was called, he had to drive through all of DC celebrating his outsting. Most have posted the picture (above) of his face as they drove in. I would also like to share with you the view of what he was seeing (below courtesy of an evan vucci/AP)

Source

falsedetective:

anyway now that the election’s over and we don’t have to tacitly support sleepy joe and his cop sidekick, i can post this meme

valentineish:

quichelotta:

xipiti:

I was not kidding when I said D.C. despises Trump.

The rest of america despises him too

acianoh:

Ocarina of Time: A summary.

demilypyro:

Ocarina of Time really had its Zelda crossdressing as a sexy ninja and I feel like we collectively never comprehended the gravity of that

crimegoku:

thyrell:

tlirsgender:

I love the wet moon jokes but I would like to remind you that the water they found is frozen in case you guys aren’t like, reading actual articles about it. Still Very Cool! But not liquids

*puts away my bendy straw and gets a fork and knife*

*brings a blow-dryer and a bendy straw*

*brings spoon*

maridoodles:

pulls u apart like a twizzler

unscharf-an-den-raendern:

Some People: Germans don’t have humor.

Der Postillon, Germany’s equivalent to The Onion, reporting on the election:

Is this the turning point? Trump wins important state New Michivada he just made up.

“Oh shit!”: Putin totally forgot to manipulate the US election.

Not that as well! Half-blind 100-year-old man who counts all the votes alone died of old age.

Experts uncertain if Trump wil win today or after the civil war

“If I can’t have it, nobody will” - Trump sets White House on fire

Europeans thank Americans for two days without any news about Corona