atamajakki:

bravebirdfolly:

notlikingbestgirl:

Taste closed

Inspector, if you can’t find the murderer I suggest wrapping this up (yea)

i would watch an entire show of this

potoobrigham:

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Defect. Part 1.

Index.

ALSO, because Tumblr’s Tumblr, the full uncompressed version of the last gif will be on my Patreon publicly.

chefpyro:

silver-tongues-blog:

chefpyro:

meatkasa:

dimensionalclown:

meatkasa:

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there is this one little girl at a stable who talks about a land in the sky, the one who wants you to put some octoballoons on a barrel, so it could be

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TIME LOOP? CAN YOU SAY TIME LOOP?

wait so if its a time loop, what if the crack demise came through was a crack in time. like if they do something that causes a break in time. A time break if you will

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hollyjpaulsen:

beyoncepatronus:

a nsa agent in a suit looking through my laptop camera: she’s on her phone…….. our data shows that she’s got tumblr open on her laptop but she has tumblr open on her phone………. double check her browser?

some nerd hired straight out of college: *types rapidly* she’s definitely got tumblr open on her laptop

the nsa agent, softly: so why is she looking at it on her phone…..

My husband and myself have served in the military. When we call home from overseas, our lines are monitored and on a short delay so no sensitive information is revealed. The line will just go dead if you say something you’re not supposed to.

Now, these calls are monitored by a department in the military called Signal corps. When we’d talk on my husband’s last deployment, we had a running joke that we said hi to “Signal Guy Fred.”

So this continued for his entire 12 month deployment, and we made sure we said hi or bye to “Signal Guy Fred” every phone call. On his final phone call before returning home we made sure to thank “Signal Guy Fred” for his time and wish him farewell.

So, before I disconnect the call, I wish “Fred” the best and thank him for his service. My phone was on speaker mode (I was cooking dinner) and my finger was hovering over the end call button when I hear the softest little, “My name’s Jason.”

retrogamingblog:

when you buy a bootleg pokemon game on ebay

monavat:

Yeah

triviallytrue:

afro-elf:

afro-elf:

afro-elf:

watching that video where the director of shazam makes fun of cinemasins is too much

HE LITERALLY IMPERSONATES HIS VOICE AND EVERYTHING THIS IS TOO MUCH 

o y’all wanted a link?

come for mocking cinemasins stay for the insightful analysis of problem solving in filmmaking

Equius D1 ?