Silver Tongue

chefpyro:

chefpyro:

Oh you’re cis? How did you find out?

Are you sure? I never really got a cis feeling from you. Maybe you’re just confused, a lot of people think they’re cis these days but change their minds later.

eternal-fractal:

yarikvadila:

oh u have adhd??? name your fave movement mechanic in video games then

Double jump dive dash from a hat in time

talon trot. no question. talon trot is by far the most usefull thing in banjo

giddy-goblin:

shrimpmilf:

hi my name is destiel nevada putin elec’tion covid way and i have long ebony black hair

this is it. this is peak meme. do you have any idea the specific culmination of absurd and unlikely events that needed to happen in order for this one single awful sentence to live comfortably, no, effortlessly within the general populace of human comprehension?

it’s beautiful. it’s hideous. it’s everything.

rosexknight:

Okay so we can all agree that when/if the recounts and lawsuits “find” more Trump votes we riot right?

frodoshaggins:

the-rat-king-shriggy:

liking fucked up characters gives me evil serotonin

it’s like regular serotonin but sexier

it is a truth universally acknowledged that evil serotonin is the most powerful of all serotonins

thepareidolia:

sjdsjkdlskdas-deactivated202012:

my favorite thing about over the garden wall has got to be how wirt is like “i am a pariah i am a social outcast i am deeply hated and a loser fuck oh god i’m nothing” and then hard cut to all of his classmates who are like “hi wirt:) do you want to hang out with us?” literally the most accurate portrayal of teenage solipsism ever written

image