anxioussailorsoldier:

it’s never that simple, zelda. (some of her wisdom has to be learned through experience, after all)

(…aaand another shameless shoutout to my linksona leeroy under the cut)

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yourfavesays-nya:
“the cat girl/boy/enby reading this post says nya”
nyani!?

yourfavesays-nya:

the cat girl/boy/enby reading this post says nya

nyani!?

leland-inc:

thefreelancerdivision:

holy-crap-someone-finally:

flightyfinch:

my FAVORITE tropes compiled thanks to some suggestions from others

  • a character gets a sick burn and doesn’t realize it immediately, at some point later there’s just “HEY WAIT A MINUTE”
  • the double take. this one’s an oldie but a goodie
  • the injured character makes the killing shot that saves everyone else in a dangerous situation
  • a character who isn’t speaking is doing something weird in the background, it’s subtle and never acknowledged it’s just there for those who notice it (pulling another character out of something they got stuck in, making a huge sandwich, etc)
  • the beleaguered assistant inches away from smacking their boss
  • “quick act natural”
  • in that vein, the leader character was just in a shouting match with someone and when they come back the rest of the team scrambles to look like they weren’t listening at the door
  • never forget: “he’s standing right behind me isn’t he”
  • When a character mentions a normal past event and someone else mentions an absurd detail (”Don’t you remember what happened last time you went to the dentist?” “Those deaths were nothing to do with me”) 
  • Multiple characters banding together to lie about something 
  • Characters being split up for questioning
  • Really stoic characters briefly becoming happy, freaking everyone out
  • “I think that went well!” *Distant explosion*

-“quick act natural” *everyone scrambles to do completely random shit that looks anything but natural*

Also, *pulls larger and larger weapons from increasingly unlikely places*

character says “follow my lead” and then immediately messes up

bard-o-lator:

I walk an old town road

Upon the only horse I’ve ever known

thoresque:

thor’s getting a fourth solo marvel movie.

not iron man. not cap.

THOR. 

they broke the three-movie rule.

FOR THOR.

Thour

pokesposts:
“ sharkle:
“this is a lot less funny when you consider the fact that twitch is straight up owned by amazon
”
Do not fall for this. Amazon workers are striking on those days and this is them trying to get you to use their services.
”

pokesposts:

sharkle:

this is a lot less funny when you consider the fact that twitch is straight up owned by amazon

Do not fall for this. Amazon workers are striking on those days and this is them trying to get you to use their services.

chefpyro:

Just got an incredible craving to watch doctor who. Comment your favourite episode of doctor who.

oof thats a tough one. stolen earth and journeys end are always great episodes but thats a twoparter. same with pandorica opens and big bang 2. hmmm… Id say ultimately Dalek would be the best episode to watch just by itself.

blessedimagesblog:
“blessed_reversal
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blessedimagesblog:

blessed_reversal

swordpng:

swordpng:

had no idea “js” was a way of saying “just saying” so i spent a good minute why someone ended a discourse post by namedropping javascript

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gender.  javascript.