Silver Tongue

vetstudentlive:
“ iheartvmt:
“ moniquill:
“ fistfulofgammarays:
“ So I got blood drawn today, and left a note for myself last night to remember to fast.
It was much more confusing at 5AM than it was the night before.
”
….as a person who works in a...

iheartvmt:
moniquill:
fistfulofgammarays:
So I got blood drawn today, and left a note for myself last night to remember to fast.
It was much more confusing at 5AM than it was the night before.
….as a person who works in a medical lab, my initial reaction to that sign was ‘This coffee pot is for use with blood only’

We have refrigerators that literally have signs on them that says ‘NO FOOD - BLOOD’ and ‘NO FOOD - SPECIMENS ONLY’ on them.
Same! and then I was confused as to the why of using a coffee pot for blood storage/processing lol
Here is the opposite

chefpyro:

watch this instead of the lion king remake, it’s a more faithful adaption

cabezadealteza:

throwback to when gumball snapped and killed James Charles

vigarath:

ayriath:
sensicalabsurdities:
miatasenpai:
island-delver-go:
8bitmickey:
tanoraqui:
threefeline:
creepsandcrawlers:
jelloapocalypse:
dastardlypineapple:
probablyottrpgideas:
strangestquarkwave:
professorsparklepants:
vigarath:
Size comparison of Y’gathok, the Ceaseless Hunger and Bjorn, our level 20 Goliath Barbarian.
Hey quick question: why the FUCK do you have that
Imagine, from out of nowhere, your dm casually slapping this thing down on the table like any other encounter.
“Yeah, the fight will start in a sec, uh…I’ll give inspiration to whomever helps me get this fucking box out of my car.”
https://www.reddit.com/r/DnD/comments/7asxci/oc_ygathok_the_ceaseless_hunger_final_boss_of_our/

This is the reveal of this ridiculousness during their game
Please watch this reveal video it’s kickass
FUCK ME the reveal video
“CHRIS??????”
“Um, I don’t think our plan is gonna work.”
Always reblog Y'gathok
DM:*Pulls out Y’gothok* *Turns on “Open Your Heart” by Crush 40*
Wow that DM really goes above and beyond
Reblogging Ygathok because it’s been one year since we fought him!!!! It just popped up on my timeline today!
Happy one year anniversary, our precious Old God boi!!!
One year ago today, this boy was revealed.
And for you guys, I have great news: I have the stats of Y’gathok complete and a general design for “how to use him” done. However, an adventure guide is incoming to teach you how to integrate him into any of your worlds!

Area 51

red-lantern:

The Chads are broken, the Karens lost. Weebs falling left and right. The Kyles are out of monster. Furries scatter the ground. Gamers ranks flanked.
Florida man is overwhelmed.
Hope is lost. Until you hear it. A loud call from a rams horn. The trampling of hooves upon the earth. A great stampede approaches.
It is them, the ones we all thought had forsaken us. The greatest groups that we never could have expected.
Horse girls. Riding their noble steeds into the fray. And riding behind them a race that was thought to be lost…. A group that is potentially the horniest for aliens:
The Homestucks.

xspiderfanx:

cravingsandcrazings:
kakashis-kunoichi:
spidey-pal:
perpetualmaelstrom:
green-gay13:
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:
imagine a horror movie where all the characters are gen z and not particularly scared of dying
killer on the phone with a character: i’m in your house and i will kill you
character: alright lit hurry up tho
The fakest part of this is a Gen Z kid answering the phone
killer via dm on ig: i’m in your house and i will kill you
character: alright queen👏🏼💖 hurry up🔥🔥💦💦
Like this.
This is the only kind of horror movie I can get behind
IS THAT JOHN MULANEY AS THE KILLER