Big thank you to @wamuu who generously bribed me to actually draw this with kofi donations, and the ever wonderful @pomlivv who helped me find something mundane DIO could use his fangs for and came up with the cork line!
you ever think about what a genuinely funny show icarly was
off the top of my head
-Freddie’s mom used to just….chant rhymes for some reason and one of them was “WHEN THE TEMPERATURES GET VERY HIGH THE ELDERLY WILL START TO DIE”
-“ive organized your phone calls into three categories: calls from your mother, death threats, and death threats from your mother”
-carly dated on this Cool Bad Boy type but dumped him because he had an unhealthy obsession with beanie babies. there was an entire episode about it
-sam beating the shit out of people with a sock full of butter
-one direction showed up?? for some reason??
-spencer got a pet ostrich because his magic meatball told him to. it was never mentioned again
-they found out about Lewbert’s ex girlfriend and somehow brought her back but it turns out she was fucking insane so lewbert punched a cop in the face so that he’d go to jail and be away from her
-that kid who stole tv remotes and tied spencer up and shot him with a water gun which was heavily implied to be full of piss
-pee on carl
-they broke into their teacher’s house to spy on her and somehow ended up in her closet which was a randy jackson shrine while she did yoga
-spencer told everyone he was dead so that his art would be worth more which tbh is a huge fucking mood
The fact you didn’t mention spencer’s spontaneous combustion of random objects
The researchers calculated that under the current climate conditions,
Earth’s land could support 4.4 billion hectares of continuous tree
cover. That is 1.6 billion more than the currently existing 2.8 billion
hectares. Of these 1.6 billion hectares, 0.9 billion hectares fulfill
the criterion of not being used by humans. This means that there is
currently an area of the size of the US available for tree restoration.
Once mature, these new forests could store 205 billion tonnes of carbon:
about two thirds of the 300 billion tonnes of carbon that has been
released into the atmosphere as a result of human activity since the
Industrial Revolution.
imagine being joseph joestar and you learn from your egyptian friend that some people have crazy mind powers and through random circumstance you get your own crazy mind power and all it does is make tasteful nudes of someone who hates you
the pure folly in the implication that i have to MAKE things UP for jojo to be absurd
this post fails to mentoin that in order to provide tasteful nudes of the person who hates him he has to smash expensive Polaroid cameras.
when youre laying down and your pet walks across your internal organs and youre like OW FUCK and they dont even care they just keep standing on your spleen like its their job
this is why i keep my skin closed at all times.
you….. you what
why is that weird? do you not keep your skin closed?
Me to my 21 year old coworker: My darling. My darling please. Wipe up the spilled bleach powder BEFORE you spray a chemical on it.
21 year old coworker: Why?
Me: Because my sweet summer child. When you mix bleach with other chemicals you can accidently create chlorine gas, chloroform, and also give yourself chemical pneumonia!
21 year old coworker: Oh……
Fun fact one time my cat pissed somewhere totally inappropriate and my dumb ass thought it would be a great idea to pour bleach on it to make sure he never peed there again. I gassed myself out of my own home
Well fuck.
Remember kids! Don’t clean up urine or urine byproducts with bleach or bleach derivatives.
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
