stalwolf:
“ tus-memes:
“Jeff Goldblum, Ladies And Gentlemen
”
imagine going to invade area 51 and Jeff Fucking Goldblum is just there.
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i mean, where else would the government keep him?

stalwolf:

tus-memes:

Jeff Goldblum, Ladies And Gentlemen

imagine going to invade area 51 and Jeff Fucking Goldblum is just there.

i mean, where else would the government keep him?

tus-memes:
“Jeff Goldblum, Ladies And Gentlemen
”

tus-memes:

Jeff Goldblum, Ladies And Gentlemen

i-am-a-fish:

fandomsarecooliguess:

i-am-a-fish:

go out and raid area 51! get yourself a kind & loving alien S.O.!!!! there’s an alien trapped in there who is waiting to fall in love with someone JUST! LIKE! YOU!!!!!

The end of this post sounds like one of those horny girls are looking for YOU ads and I can’t

Hot Alien Milfs Are Looking For Love In YOUR Area

louithescribe:

up-north-23:

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Sometimes “I’m not available” means “I’m not mentally/emotionally available” instead of “I’m not physically available” which is ok! Both of those are equally important.

vantasarcastic:

the-minecraft-funnies:

Happy 10 Year Anniversary Minecraft

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 Created by Hatsune Miku, It came from space, and was found/developed by Jens Bergensten

hmmm, so youre telling me a video game code crashed to earth on a meteor, and was found by someone who then developed the game and released it in spring 2009………….

its a little more complicated than that. its the blueprints to create an entirely new universe encoded onto the meteor that had to be translated before being turned into a game

sindraws:
“ Commission for Hgorski6. His Lopunny, Omar, wearing a totally normal hoodie. Move along.
”

sindraws:

Commission for Hgorski6. His Lopunny, Omar, wearing a totally normal hoodie. Move along.

kelssiel:

cullenfucked:

ree-duh:

1953swan:

man imagine getting an anal exam from carlisle. i know the mans a good doctor but his fingers are chilly….

Would he like??? Boil his fingers before hand???

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moodboard for carlisle boiling his hands to put in your ass

i’m gonna fucking murder every last one of you and the lord will not punish me for it