I wish dungeons were real
I wish that I could just walk into a cave and slice the shit out of things with my sword
le mythe, la légende, j’ai nommé: pusheen, dictateur russe (fameux).
I may not be able to read literally anything else in this comic but that punchline still hit me like a freight train
I never pass by Pusheen, le dictateur (russe) (fameux).
so the old jedi order told anakin they wouldnt train him initially because he was too old. he was like 10 at the time. Would they train baby yoda? yoda is 5 times anakins age was. is it actual age or relative age for the species?
reminder that my text-to-speech godzilla ‘54 dub is the greatest thing ever accomplished by mankind
the five seconds of what sounded like multiple climaxing marios was what really sold me on this post
once my brother was in a disney store and he saw a child pick up a mickey mouse toy and his thing is he does voices so he said “oh my god put me down” in a mickey mouse voice and the kid threw it across the store and then he had to run away from the store like “What have i done”
there’s a sesame street themed section of seaworld and he would go behind the mascots there and do the character’s voices and then watch the mascots panic because they’re not supposed to speak in costume
this man is now a father
