chefpyro:

quit your job, join my mercenary group

do we get cool codenames?

ask-the-icelandic-sugar:

such-justice-wow:

ask-the-icelandic-sugar:

huellbabineauxdefensesquad:

The Lion King: It is impossible to CGI photorealistic lions who can also emote!

Chronicles of Narnia:

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Wow.
It was actually done a billion times better before…
I totally forgot ngl

Aslan was so well rendered I forgot they didn’t just train a lion

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Originally posted by jesimahcah

I am gonna be perfectly honest, people could have told me they straight up trained a lion and I would have believed them 100%

 - gamer tips

lillioid:

ren-sauce:

captainmarvelstan:

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Captain America is a war criminal, Winter soldier is an assassin and Hawkeye murdered people in endgame.

Men™️ on Twitter: How can Captain Marvel, a woman, twist a man’s hand who verbally abused her. She should be put in jail.

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this feels appropriate

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my favorite addition to the post

I JUST HAD AN EPEIFPHANY

SO i was talkin to my boygfiend about storiesd and shit and i was all “if theres a visual error just lampshade it later and act like it was part of some great plan” an i realized

thats how homestuck was made. a shit ton of homstuk is bascialy accidents passed off as th eworks of a bigger plan

prophecyguy:

Blake Belladonna as a concept is so fuckign funny like anyone who doesn’t know anything about RWBY would look at her and think “generic anime catgirl” but then you watch it and find out that her story is about a catgirl civil rights movement and she dabbled in violent extremism to achieve human/catgirl equality

celloaquarius:

vodisoda:

celloaquarius:

is there a pride flag for people who pee their pants? 

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yes

Hey I’m really interested in the fact that you made a whole separate blog for this. You just made the funniest post on tumblr and u don’t even want credit for it?????

Discord culture

evelinaonline:

donnazbullsit:

-”we should move it to #general”

-come on internet don’t give up on me rn just send this fucking message, the first one doesn’t make any sense without it, and HELL you sent it out of order, oh my god BYE I am out I am socially dead now

-???who else reacted with that emoji I NEED to know

-talking to the same person in 3 servers and 5 channels at the same time about unrelated things

-”goodnight !!!!” *only make yourself invisible to go for a last ninja stroll on tumblr/twitter/instagram/whatever before the real snooze*

-”what time is it where you are again”

-the off topic channel that becomes the busiest

-congrats!!! u successfully edited your message but the server’s shiteater already pointed out your typo

-muting the notifications at lightspeed in busy servers with 7 bots

-”I should leave some servers I am in 33 of them”

-”@everyone *irrelevant thing*


feel free to add

-*the chat is super busy but instead of partcipating in the conversation you are just watching it scroll by and reading everything, nodding and agreeing at messages and giggling*

-”Hey, I am invinsible because I don’t want that person to see I’m online lol”

-AN ACTUAL FUNCTIONING MESSAGE SEARCH SYSTEM

-Typing
like this
because you need to
make everyone wait
for the rest of your text
like
wait for my text in excitement

-”wHO CHANGED MY NICKNAME TO “MACARONI MC CLUB”

-everyone is in voicechat when you can’t join in but at a time when you can actually talk with everyone you just stay in mute because you’re too shy

-”Why is #channel a thing again?”