friendlyneighbourhoodpizzaman:
“ waxvat:
“ the anniversary of library paste man’s death is in four days.
”
the anniversary of the library paste man’s death is today
”

friendlyneighbourhoodpizzaman:

waxvat:

the anniversary of library paste man’s death is in four days.

the anniversary of the library paste man’s death is today

glitt3rcritt3r:

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I made a Furby duck… a fuck.

fairfolke:

peak character design

lower teeth that stick out & look like tusks

profeminist:
“ profeminist:
“ “People seem to be debating which underage women are okay to have sex with. It’s none of them. Not the ones who “look older.” Not the ones who seem “flirty.” None of them. We have laws to help you understand that, but...

profeminist:

profeminist:

“People seem to be debating which underage women are okay to have sex with. It’s none of them. Not the ones who “look older.” Not the ones who seem “flirty.” None of them. We have laws to help you understand that, but thanks for outing yourselves as creeps and would-be rapists.”

Jennifer Wright‏

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“Men who make this argument—men who can recite age of consent laws for various states, men who say things like “technically when they’re past puberty it’s called ephebophiloa”—these men are telling you something about themselves, and it’s not something good.”

Moira Donegan

chefpyro:
“so the new level 70 action for machinist is a flamethrower.
”
all your characters eventually turn to arson

chefpyro:

so the new level 70 action for machinist is a flamethrower.

all your characters eventually turn to arson

earthsong9405:

A quick sneak peek of a lil’ something I’m working on. Twiphase3468 on DA suggested such a fun idea for the Darknut enemies I had to incorporate it into my headcanon! I dunno exactly what I’ma do with them yet but I have ideas, so here’s a quick snippet of what I have so far:

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-Darknuts are the direct result of dogs becoming corrupted with Demise’s dark magic. They’re morphed into a more humanoid-like shape and given armor, the corruption instilling the knowledge needed for them to be able to wield tools and weaponry. The helmets they wear help keep them under the control of the Demon King: of all the animals, dogs are the hardest to keep under control, particularly when they had owners, because they are so devoted to their companions that not even the demon king can warp their minds with a fell swoop. If the helmets are kept on long enough the Darknut will eventually succumb fully to the corruption and is undyingly loyal to the Demon King. However, many have managed to escape his influence or even broken free from the influence, particularly after the fall of The Calamity.

Those who did escape hide in forests and mountains, gathering together to form small packs in order to survive (and for companionship). They may have gained more intelligence due to the corruption but they aren’t as smart as the major races of Hyrule. They’re able to build simple shelters and tools for themselves, perhaps have even learned basic farming and able to talk in stunted, child-like sentences, (the only thing they have exceeding knowledge on is the usage of weaponry and armor) but overall they’re still just… dogs. Mutated dogs, but dogs nonetheless.

I kinda wonder if the Darknuts understood that Demise and Ganondorf are two separate entities; like, animals are supposedly able to sense when something’s wrong, so maybe they sensed Ganon was possessed while they were under Demise’s command? Hmmm. ‘Cuz I really like the idea of them seeing Ganondorf as their king (a residual effect of their corruption), and their understanding of it could make is so they even see him as a sort of demi-god. The one who escaped Demise, just like them. I dunno, we’ll see. o3o

At any rate, the bottom pic is an exploration of that: a Darknut meeting Ganondorf as a child and kneeling, much to kid Ganon’s confusion.

I gotta explore the idea more before anything becomes concrete but I figured it’d be nice to post somethin’ up, so here it be! <:

verifiedcat:

codegoth:

please look at this

edit: reblog and tag the pokemon you get

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i got a building???

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Fuck yeah

hotmeat89:

hitting-on-cullen:

hotmeat89:

penguitron:

hotmeat89:

lowtiermemer:

hotmeat89:

eastbayfatman:

unbossed:

hotmeat89:

Have fun in the war dumbass I’ll be at home fucking military wives

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Damn. Good way to get your fucking windows kicked in

shut the fuck up and raise my son bootlicker

All fun and games until someone with 3 confirmed kills shows up at your doorstep with a baseball bat

im not at my house tho, im at yours with your wife

But he’s got shooters all over the world 🌎 even when he’s away

just shot a load in his wife

You ungrateful asshole. My bf might be fighting for your freedom and you’re here mocking him for keeping your pathetic ass safe from the threats of the world. If a war comes to our country, we’re not saving you, you dumbass ungrateful fuck up of a human being.

Your bf is fighting for oil and killing civilians and probably cheating on you he’s a scumbag, which is why I just fucked his mom to make a better son

collective-laugh:
“ browsedankmemes:
“We have a god
”
Didn’t shaggy fall in love with an alien once and Scooby had a little golden retriever alien so?
”
Yes

collective-laugh:

browsedankmemes:

We have a god

Didn’t shaggy fall in love with an alien once and Scooby had a little golden retriever alien so?

Yes

sap-king:

theradicalace:

minigeist:

shittycryptids:

A great white shark, but the size of a cat and with puppy teeth unable to cause any damage and moves by dragging itself across the ground. Makes for a great pet

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op change your fucking url

#IMSOBBING