turntechgodsprites:

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a sollux “who was a big dick. just a real bastard” moodboard for @staghooves

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banishedquasiroyal:

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i’m only going to take shitty gif selfies now (they/he)

thesapphicraven:

warmhappycat:

mostlyireblogdudesfucking:

transmanrichardstrand:

bruddabois:

yellowjuice:

eelpatrickharris:

bdotlgdot:

fall-and-shadows:

pronounrespecter:

swearwolvez:

youre-a-fucking-human-being:

ua86:

hardboiledoldman:

travelling-cat-salesman:

pon-raul:

psyducked:

please raise your children to wash their hands after they use the restroom I’ve watched too many men walk straight out of the bathroom from the stall without a second thought and it’s keeping me up at night

I mean if you taking a piss who cares if you don’t wash your hands, unless you just like go full power and spray yourself like a out of control fire hose

stay the fuck away from me

people who wash their hands after peeing are weak and must be culled

The only excuse for not washing your hands after you piss is mastering the art of pissing without touching your genitals.

You wash your hands every time you touch your dick? How grimy is your dick?

I’m literally never shaking a man’s hand ever again in my life y'all need jesus

remember how i told y'all?

(they don’t wash their hands after shitting either)

What I’m learning is that men are the reason for “employees must wash their hands” signs and why I never put 2 and 2 together is beyond me

Just out of curiosity, do yall wash your hands every time you touch your arm or the back of your hand or any other part if your body?

wash your fucking hands, dickfingers mcgee

what the fuck is wrong with these dudes bruh

I want to spray this post with Lysol

AHEM.

“According to epidemiologist Richard T. Ellison III, it doesn’t matter what you do in the bathroom when it comes to keeping your hands clean. ‘The rationale is that when toileting, it’s possible to have fecal material and fecal bacteria get onto your hands … So it’s wisest to always wash with soap and water even after urinating. Neither plain water nor alcohol hand sanitizers are effective at removing fecal material or killing bacteria in fecal material.’ 

“According to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, handwashing can prevent various illnesses and infections. Ellison added that it can also keep us from coming in contact with E. Coli and hepatitis.This is especially important for men to bear in mind because of perianal sweat. This type of sweat forms around the perianal area, which is the patch of skin outside the rectum. It can then spread to one’s underwear and to other parts of the body like the penis. Biology professor Pat Fidopiastis explained, ‘The point is that simply touching the penis in an effort to direct your urine flow can be more than enough to transfer harmful microbes to your hands, and then on to the pretzels sitting in bowl on the bar.’“

WASH.

YOUR.

HANDS.

I reblog this every time I see it. Don’t be disgusting, wash your fucking HANDS.

The bar is so low for men, holy shit.

the bar is on the ground and these chucklefucks have brought shovels

theshitpostcalligrapher:

luxwing:

The four most powerful words in the world:

Sturdy,

Denim,

And Blue.

if ever there were a post formatted like a gift wrapped to me

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celine-kim:

駆ける。 In this World.
活きる。 In this Era.
護る。 In this Destiny.

w-e-b-k-i-n-z:
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incorrect-hs-quotes:

CURRENT cuttlefishCuller [CCC] RIGHT NOW opened memo on board I JUST )(AD A T)(OUG)(T!.

CCC: Recuperacoons would probubbly be R-EELY )(APPY aboat you s)(owing up in your block at the end of the day, like “A)( yes! )(ere comes the warmt)( slab!!! Rest w)(ale, frond.”

CURRENT apocalypseArisen [CAA] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.

CAA: n0 f0r me it pr0bably just thinks “0h shit shes back again. she better n0t spill beans in the slime again. wh0 even eats beans in their recuperec00n?”

CAA: but luckily i havent spilled beans in my recuperac00n all sweep s0 i still win

FUTURE apocalypseArisen [FAA] 2,190 HOURS FROM NOW responded to memo. 

FAA: bad news guys

incorrect-hs-quotes:

Terezi: MY TH3R4P1ST W4S T4LK1NG TO M3 4ND SH3 S41D 1 SHOULD R34LLY JUST BR34K DOWN MY W4LLS 4ND L3T P3OPL3 1N

Terezi: SO 1 D3C1D3D TO BR34K DOWN TH3 FOURTH W4LL

Terezi, turning to the camera: H1 TH3R3, 1 US3 HUMOR 4S 4 COP1NG M3CH4N1SM