life-with-jitters:
“Don’t judge me, microwaved corndogs suck and it takes too long to cook them in the oven
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life-with-jitters:

Don’t judge me, microwaved corndogs suck and it takes too long to cook them in the oven

musubiki:

short comic about anon hate

 gentle reminder that I do my art for ME!! i am on nobody’s payroll and i have no obligations to cater to ANYONE!!! so fair warning: if you send me negative shit, YOU WILL BE BLOCKED!! i ain’t got time for this bad energy. peace

liquidstar:

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this is what i wanted

muchymozzarella:

birdtypeglitch:

conquered-gnomes:

birdtypeglitch:

tearlessrain:

prksoda:

shakescene:

the only adjectives in the english language:

1. tender

2. feral

3. horny

for your consideration

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Why is Jesus Feral

- Killed a tree because he was angry that it didn’t give him fruit when it wasn’t fruit season

- Destroyed a bunch of tables and chased the owners with a whip

- Blew up and then acted like he didn’t know nobody (Mark 3:33)

- Yelled at his followers for interrupting his nap to let him know their boat was about to sink

- Healed a blind man by spitting on him

- Explicitly ordered his followers to steal a donkey for him

And that’s just the highlights from Mark.

“Why is Jesus feral”

*me, having read the bible* um the boi he wild 

clownmoontoon:

bitchofnovember:

Holy shit - so I put almost every word to “always”, in keeping with my foul fucking mouth, except for the one or two I don’t use much, and it got my age to within a year. This is fucking hardcore magic.

HEY WHAT THE FUCK

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meladoodle:

In improv class we had to come up with a kinda neutral statement for someone to respond to and one of the guys said to me “hey did you hear they’ve stopped making socks?” and I just lost it. That shit is so funny. Why would they just stop making socks. I wanna explore that world.

uncle-cucky:

I’ve been having alot of fun drawing stuff for people for art fight!!! It’s gotten me to kinda enjoy actually finishing drawings again and try out some new styles!!

You can find me –>here<–

Everyone in order: ~labyrinth, ~GalaxyVui, ~Skuddzz​ , ~crusty-dusty-d00dles, ~spagoogyman, ~Arstasia

silver-tongues-blog:

*calamity ganon gets defeated*

Mipha: *struts into domain completely alive*

Mipha: “surprise motherfuckers, I bet you thought you’d seen the last of me”

Sidon: “Mipha what the fuck i thought you were dead”

Mipha: “I was but i got better”

Sidon: *dabs and cries in joy*

Mipha: *T poses*

gingerhaole:
“ tartan-thermos:
“ gingerhaole:
“ crowleys–angel:
“ sneckerdoodle:
“Crowley is presenting as female (or at least, not male) at the Crucifixion scene. Everyone who noticed he was wearing feminine clothes there–it was intentional!...

gingerhaole:

tartan-thermos:

gingerhaole:

crowleys–angel:

sneckerdoodle:

Crowley is presenting as female (or at least, not male) at the Crucifixion scene.  Everyone who noticed he was wearing feminine clothes there–it was intentional! (x)

FINALLY A CONFIRMATION OF MY SUSPICIONS!! this is awesome! :D i really really liked how casually it was done.and now i can use the correct pronouns when talking about her in that scene

Oh, I love this! Good grief, I LOVE this.

…Golgotha is also the first time that Crowley asks Aziraphale to use a new name.

That’s right!

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