libertybill:

fuckyounofuckme:

And a hundred percent reason to remember the name

allyyy-s:

Isn’t it odd how one day you randomly meet someone then a few months later they’ve became a huge part of your life & you can no longer imagine your life without them in it

jitterbugjive:

nightmaretales:

The Three Little Pigs Page 17

[Will add links when the next page posts due to tumblr hiding anything with links from search]

Wuh-oh

ambris:

lornacrowley:

rneowth:

stoney poney??????????

wut

luidilovins:

patchworkmagnolia:

pizza-bagel:

saikoyones:

russiasgloriousthighs:

residentartichoke:

notchicken:

skarodegradation:

kanyemotherfuckingwest:

shavingryansprivates:

remember when we were kids and we used to all sing that demented version of the barney song where it was like “i hate you you hate me let’s go out and kill barney”

i don’t remember ever doing this. you were a fucked up kid

i hate you

you hate me

let’s go out an kill barney

with a baseball bat

and a 4x4

NO MORE PURPLE DINOSAUR

really? Our version was more like..

i hate you

you hate me

lets go out and kill barney

with a great big gun

two bullets to the head

WOOPS LOOK AT THAT, BARNEY’S DEAD.

Ours was like:

JOY TO THE WORLD THAT BARNEY’S DEAD

WE BARBECUED HIS HEAD

DON’T WORRY ‘BOUT THE BODY

WE FLUSHED IT DOWN THE POTTY

AND ROUND AND ROUND IT GOES

AND ROUND AND ROUND IT GOES

AND ROUND AND ROUUUUUND AND ROUND IT GOES

I hate you,

You hate me,

Let’s get together and kill Barney, 

With an AK-47 and a shot to the head,

Uh-oh Barney’s dead

The one I knew was:

I hate you, 

you hate me, 

let’s get together and kill barney

sorry kids but Barney’s dead, 

we just shot him in the head

a b c d e f g

barney is my enemy

stick a rifle up his nose

pull the trigger there he goes

sorry kids barney’s dead

here he is without a head

You’re all fucked up

Barney: *exists*

Adolescents on the playground:

peachdoxie:

jayalaw:

peachdoxie:

Spiderverse Miles Morales is high int low wis bc he was able to get 0/100 on a true/false quiz which means he knew all the answers correctly but didn’t think through the fact that getting a 0 would be suspicious

Also he made up a month to apparently make it more convincing

This is valid evidence I overlooked thank you for your contribution

ironmanstan:

yieldsfalsehoodwhenquined:

definitelynotclayface:

duckandorpenguin:

thatwheezingsoundthetardismakes:

cedrwydden:

lunamargarita:

cedrwydden:

esoanem:

cedrwydden:

Every word that starts with an N should have a silent G in front. Gnorway. Gnuclear. Gnervous system. Gnipples.

At some point my brain decided based on the word knee that body parts beginning with a n sound should have a silent k (particularly the word neck) so I am against gnipples wholeheartedly, it should clearly be knipples!

How about a compromise? Gn words and kn words get switched. So now it’s gneecaps and gnowledge, but it’s also knome and Knosticism.

the problem with this is that it doesn’t account for the original dilemma, which was gnipples vs. knipples 

I, for one, think it should be pnipples, like pneumonia 

Okay, but what about mnipples, like ‘mnemonic’?

Gkpmnipples (pronounced “nipples”)

This is the kind of content I remain for. (and y'all provide on the regular, I love you)

Female presenting gkpmnipples

phemale preseghnting mnipples

yall joke but this is the thought process of white american women that are about to name their kid

brunhiddensmusings:

graphitetroll:

its-pronounced-eye-gor:

the muppets, 1x01: “Pig Girls Don’t Cry.”

Why did they make me watch Fozzy Bear experience a micro aggression

his dating life was a lot of upward struggle

homoslovenc:

novitiate2017-deactivated202002:

Hell world

capitalism ruined art and entertainment

jakemorph:

jakemorph:

I don’t think enough retellings of the Cain and Abel story make note of the fact that nobody had ever been killed or even died before when it happened. Cain had no idea beating his brother to death could possibly be a bad thing

Cain really did fuck around and find out

Got gets really pissed at people doing things they dont even know would happen. Eve was never told to not eat from the tree, only adam was AND before the fruit of knowledge they didnt even know what good and evil were.