rncyanide:

kingmanlet:

vanillacokesenpai:

conbuzzled:

kaijuno:

Hey Episode WHAT THE FUCK

Alternate universe Ratatouille

Ratacoochie

This post shot me in the chest twice

widow-tracer:

rational-isfp:

lightningflashstudio:

fandomsandfeminism:

truth-has-a-liberal-bias:

eclecticdreamweaver:

paddysnuffles:

thescalexwrites:

10centbullet:

paynesenterprise:

happy independence day let’s impeach the president 

The only 4th of july post i care about

I can top it: yesterday, NPR made a series of tweets that Trump supporters called “propaganda” and “trash words” to insult Trump and push NPR’s agenda.

NPR was tweeting the Declaration of Independence.

And that, folks, describes about 75% of Trump’s voter base.

Some exammples of the Trump followers vs NPR thing

So they are admitting Trump is a dictator?

Some Trump supporters thought NPR tweeted ‘propaganda.’ It was the Declaration of Independence.

This is still funny.

This’ll be hilarious until the day I die. I’m going to have to print this out and grame it

The best part…

“To echo its 29-year on-air tradition, the public radio network’s main Twitter account tweeted out the Declaration of Independence, line by line.“

THEY DO IT EVERY YEAR!

Yeah, this will never cease to be funny.

@deadcatwithaflamethrower

that sums up the right in a nutshell. claim to be patriots who honor history (when it benefits them and hurts everyone else) but dont even know one of the most historical documents of the country. The republicans arent patriots. Theyre just wearing patriotism as a mask to hide bigotry

gayarsonist:

gayarsonist:

catholics: being horny is a sin

also catholics: *commissioned multiple paintings of half or entirely naked men often with their whole ass out throughout the 16th century*

catholic priest: idk i just think you’ve made this lucifer figure a bit too sexy is all

sculptor: *sweating* that’s because lust is a sin holy father

priest: oh that’s genius actually. can i hire you to paint the church cieling too.

tattered-fragments:

sixpenceee:

Internet has been trolling flat Earthers hard

“Say that again, but slowly”

“ssso I met the ssnake that moldyvort turned into a thing and sshess kind of an asssshole”

bubblebaath:

writing-prompt-s:

writing-prompt-s:

After Lucifer was kicked out of Heaven, he decided to make his own paradise. Both compete to have the best afterlife, sadly you lived a sin-free life and got sent to Heaven. God is throwing a very boring, sin-free party. You spend your time trying to get kicked out so you can go to Hell.

*calamity ganon gets defeated*

Mipha: *struts into domain completely alive*

Mipha: “surprise motherfuckers, I bet you thought you’d seen the last of me”

Sidon: “Mipha what the fuck i thought you were dead”

Mipha: “I was but i got better”

Sidon: *dabs and cries in joy*

Mipha: *T poses*

licensedfool:

they both know that sig is the good cop parent (i blame june for this)

sig: “you are right, she is not in charge of me, I can make my own decisions. and my decision is to say no”

opiz:

me when the carbon monoxide level in my house becomes fatal