skyflakes-master:

demilypyro:

I feel like I should be telling you to aspire higher than that.

mossworm:

negotiation

asundergrowth:

zvaigzdelasas:

castlevaniasymphonyofthenight:

bongwatercoffee:

castlevaniasymphonyofthenight:

kensacollection:

castlevaniasymphonyofthenight:

toastpotent:

kensacollection:

toastpotent:

kensacollection:

kidzbopdeathgrips:

castlevaniasymphonyofthenight:

toastpotent:

kidzbopdeathgrips:

toastpotent:

if i had a dollar for every pixel in this image i’d have 15 cents

if i had a dollar for every ounce of rage i felt in my body after i read this comment i would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you

actually I did the math, they would have $225, not $0.15

sis i’m right here….

if i had a dollar i would buy a can of soda :)

while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please?

sorry i only have a dollar

:(

hey I just realized my friend Vriska is right, they would have $22500 not $225

^my friend Vriska

if i had $22,500 i would buy a can of soda and an apply juice

You can buy anything you want with $22500

yeah and they want soda and apply juice

apply juice to what

directly to the forehead

Great post guys

definexzero:

astriferaas:

the funniest thing is that they really weren’t the impostor

keuhkopussirotta:

I wish rich people went back to keeping artists as pets. Like when you’re wealthy enough you pick a cool weirdo to do regular commissions for you, and if you really want to flex on your peers, you’ve got several.

 And you visit them every once in a while like “hello, I’ve paid for your rent and your tools, have you worked on that commission giant oil painting of me getting sucked off by my political opponent, who is unfortunately still the mayor of this town, like I requested?”

 And your favourite feral art person looks up - mouth full of gravel and completely surrounded by art-related trash like “no, but I designed a helicopter.”

And you’re like “that’s fucking lit, the mayor doesn’t have a helicopter. Please carry on as you have.”

The chinese heart surgeon

saywhat-politics:

harrystylesmusic:

If you voted for tr*mp or support him unfollow me now

xxtc-96xx:

no one can see him

simonalkenmayer:

simonalkenmayer:

Please stay calm today. We will not know the election results today. Many states aren’t even counting mail in ballots until the day of or day after, so DO NOT BELIEVE ANYONE WHO DECLARES VICTORY, unless they have gained enough electoral votes via states that already tabulated mail in ballots.

Please stay calm. The next few days will be stressful, so prepare for it.

And if you are voting today, god speed. Prepare for lines. Be safe. You’re doing well. Keep it up!

If you see anything odd or concerning at a polling place, please call 1-866-OUR-VOTE. This is an election protection hotline of over 40k legal experts who will help you.

Keep reblogging this to help others stay calm

astraskylark:

Manifesting this tomorrow